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Susquehanna Birder

#7170
August 30, 2007, 09:32:23 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 30, 2007, 07:54:17 PM
The corpses of slutty high school girls they caught having sex in the hayloft?

They don't need sluts when they have all the in-cult hotties available.



(You choose who to apply the term "hottie" to in this pic.)

rjs246

#7171
August 30, 2007, 10:03:35 PM
I got high for the first time in months this weekend. I lost track of my connection and the ladyfriend has drug testing issues.

I've basically been out of the scene for the better part of a year. In the mean time I've had thousands of beers, driven drunk and had beer at my office at least twice a week. As delicious as beer is and as much as I would happily hump beer's face, there is something very wrong with this scenario. Also, my liver is trying to stab me to death.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Sgt PSN

#7172
August 30, 2007, 11:56:25 PM
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on August 30, 2007, 09:32:23 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 30, 2007, 07:54:17 PM
The corpses of slutty high school girls they caught having sex in the hayloft?

They don't need sluts when they have all the in-cult hotties available.



(You choose who to apply the term "hottie" to in this pic.)

From L to R:

Yes, No, No, Yes, No, No

You know you're an ugly people when you make horses look hot. 

Drunkmasterflex

#7173
August 31, 2007, 10:02:03 AM
So "Sarge" is a horse farger.

Any way last night I went out with two of the NCOs in my squad, my acting squad leader got straight up wrecked.  The bad part is that he brought his sister out with us and said if any of us did anything with his sister he would kill us.  Well....  Who do you think was making out with his sister all night?  This guy.  She is hot as hell and loves to drink what was I supposed to do?  I just hope she doesn't have a big mouth, or my life is going to be miserable for a long time.
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Sgt PSN

#7174
August 31, 2007, 10:05:59 AM
A "make out" story?  Are you serious? 

Father Demon

#7175
August 31, 2007, 10:11:07 AM
Friend of mine just recently joined a "major telecom provider" in sales, and she was out in Denver for training this week.  The last day of training was Wednesday, so many of the people in her class decided to tear it up Wednesday night to celebrate.  She got so very drunk that she didn't go out with the smaller, hardcore drinkers later that night, instead deciding to pass out in her room.

The small, hardcore partying group got into an accident at about 2:00 in the morning, after leaving several bars.  1 person from her group in the hospital, 2 of them arrested, and the driver of the other car is dead.  Seriously bad news for a bunch of people.  She called me yesterday all kinds of freaked out -- she was woken up by someone in her class to tell her what happened, and she realized how close she was to going out with them.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Drunkmasterflex

#7176
August 31, 2007, 10:20:26 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 31, 2007, 10:05:59 AM
A "make out" story?  Are you serious? 

Yeah I know, the only reason we didn't farg was because we were both so trashed by the end of the night.  It was bad though I was fingering her at the bar, pretty much right next to him.  I
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Father Demon

#7177
August 31, 2007, 10:22:56 AM
Did you play "what's this smell?" with him?
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

PhillyPhanInDC

#7178
August 31, 2007, 10:23:07 AM
Quote from: Father Demon on August 31, 2007, 10:11:07 AM
Friend of mine just recently joined a "major telecom provider" in sales, and she was out in Denver for training this week.  The last day of training was Wednesday, so many of the people in her class decided to tear it up Wednesday night to celebrate.  She got so very drunk that she didn't go out with the smaller, hardcore drinkers later that night, instead deciding to pass out in her room.

The small, hardcore partying group got into an accident at about 2:00 in the morning, after leaving several bars.  1 person from her group in the hospital, 2 of them arrested, and the driver of the other car is dead.  Seriously bad news for a bunch of people.  She called me yesterday all kinds of freaked out -- she was woken up by someone in her class to tell her what happened, and she realized how close she was to going out with them.

Wow. Is she hot?

Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on August 31, 2007, 10:20:26 AM
It was bad though I was fingering her at the bar, pretty much right next to him.

Fingercuffs!
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Drunkmasterflex

#7179
August 31, 2007, 10:26:30 AM
Quote from: Father Demon on August 31, 2007, 10:22:56 AM
Did you play "what's this smell?" with him?

Hah, I wish I would have been coherent because that definitely would have happened.
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Tomahawk

#7180
August 31, 2007, 10:35:00 AM
Quote from: Father Demon on August 31, 2007, 10:22:56 AM
Did you play "what's this smell?" with him?

A buddy of mine stuck two fingers under my nose and said, "Here, smell your mom's box" so I stuck my forearm under his nose and asked if he wanted to take a whiff of his mom's snatch.

Father Demon

#7181
August 31, 2007, 10:52:25 AM
Quote from: PPinDC on August 31, 2007, 10:23:07 AM
Wow. Is she hot?

Yes.  And she allegedly likes the nakedness.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

mussa

#7182
August 31, 2007, 11:37:18 AM
Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on August 31, 2007, 10:20:26 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 31, 2007, 10:05:59 AM
A "make out" story?  Are you serious? 
It was bad though I was fingering her at the bar, pretty much right next to him.  I


HAHA. Very nice!
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Susquehanna Birder

#7183
August 31, 2007, 01:27:51 PM
Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on August 31, 2007, 10:20:26 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 31, 2007, 10:05:59 AM
A "make out" story?  Are you serious? 

Yeah I know, the only reason we didn't farg was because we were both so trashed by the end of the night.  It was bad though I was fingering her at the bar, pretty much right next to him.  I


Sounds like quite a charming young lady.

Butchers Bill

#7184
August 31, 2007, 01:52:59 PM
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on August 31, 2007, 01:27:51 PM
Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on August 31, 2007, 10:20:26 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 31, 2007, 10:05:59 AM
A "make out" story?  Are you serious? 

Yeah I know, the only reason we didn't farg was because we were both so trashed by the end of the night.  It was bad though I was fingering her at the bar, pretty much right next to him.  I


Sounds like quite a charming young lady.

For some reason, when I think of this story I see this:

I believe I've passed the age of consciousness and righteous rage
I found that just surviving was a noble fight.
I once believed in causes too,
I had my pointless point of view,
And life went on no matter who was wrong or right.
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