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Zanshin

#7155
August 30, 2007, 01:12:02 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on August 30, 2007, 01:04:34 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on August 30, 2007, 01:00:27 PM
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on August 30, 2007, 12:46:57 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 30, 2007, 10:35:51 AM
Tell her you're going to give her private lessons and then have her come by your house and paint the fence, wax the car and sand the deck. 

And then farg her.

I'm pretty liberal about who I'd theoretically nail, but there's just no possible way.  Seriously.  Wish I had a picture to share.
do you have a cell with a camera?  Turn off the sound on the camera part, then act like your dialing in her direction

lol...I'll see what I can do, but I'm usually not making a bunch of calls on the mat.

Phanatic

#7156
August 30, 2007, 01:52:04 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on August 30, 2007, 01:12:02 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on August 30, 2007, 01:04:34 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on August 30, 2007, 01:00:27 PM
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on August 30, 2007, 12:46:57 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 30, 2007, 10:35:51 AM
Tell her you're going to give her private lessons and then have her come by your house and paint the fence, wax the car and sand the deck. 

And then farg her.

I'm pretty liberal about who I'd theoretically nail, but there's just no possible way.  Seriously.  Wish I had a picture to share.
do you have a cell with a camera?  Turn off the sound on the camera part, then act like your dialing in her direction

lol...I'll see what I can do, but I'm usually not making a bunch of calls on the mat.

Take a class picture and add to the how many would you hit thread...
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PhillyPhanInDC

#7157
August 30, 2007, 01:52:43 PM
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Zanshin

#7158
August 30, 2007, 01:59:56 PM
Quote from: Phanatic on August 30, 2007, 01:52:04 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on August 30, 2007, 01:12:02 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on August 30, 2007, 01:04:34 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on August 30, 2007, 01:00:27 PM
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on August 30, 2007, 12:46:57 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 30, 2007, 10:35:51 AM
Tell her you're going to give her private lessons and then have her come by your house and paint the fence, wax the car and sand the deck. 

And then farg her.

I'm pretty liberal about who I'd theoretically nail, but there's just no possible way.  Seriously.  Wish I had a picture to share.
do you have a cell with a camera?  Turn off the sound on the camera part, then act like your dialing in her direction

lol...I'll see what I can do, but I'm usually not making a bunch of calls on the mat.

Take a class picture and add to the how many would you hit thread...

Slim pickin's, my friend. 

hbionic

#7159
August 30, 2007, 02:27:38 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on August 30, 2007, 01:59:56 PM
Quote from: Phanatic on August 30, 2007, 01:52:04 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on August 30, 2007, 01:12:02 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on August 30, 2007, 01:04:34 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on August 30, 2007, 01:00:27 PM
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on August 30, 2007, 12:46:57 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 30, 2007, 10:35:51 AM
Tell her you're going to give her private lessons and then have her come by your house and paint the fence, wax the car and sand the deck. 

And then farg her.

I'm pretty liberal about who I'd theoretically nail, but there's just no possible way.  Seriously.  Wish I had a picture to share.
do you have a cell with a camera?  Turn off the sound on the camera part, then act like your dialing in her direction

lol...I'll see what I can do, but I'm usually not making a bunch of calls on the mat.

Take a class picture and add to the how many would you hit thread...

Slim pickin's, my friend. 

Then make sure you're in the pic Z so you can help out the curve.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Seabiscuit36

#7160
August 30, 2007, 02:33:40 PM
Quote from: PPinDC on August 30, 2007, 01:52:43 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on August 28, 2007, 10:33:22 PM


Who the farg is that?!
no clue, just came across it in a blog that was titled, Ms Fat Booty
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Father Demon

#7161
August 30, 2007, 05:03:54 PM Last Edit: August 30, 2007, 05:05:41 PM by Father Demon


"Dave?...  Dave's not here, man..."
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Diomedes

#7162
August 30, 2007, 05:36:43 PM
my house has been an orange dot in that sea for two months now...farg!
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Seabiscuit36

#7163
August 30, 2007, 05:39:20 PM
and weed isnt legal and taxed WHY?
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Tomahawk

#7164
August 30, 2007, 05:46:19 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on August 30, 2007, 05:39:20 PM
and weed isnt legal and taxed WHY?

Watch "Reefer Madness" and you'll never ask such a silly question again

mussa

#7165
August 30, 2007, 05:57:08 PM
its dry in lancaster i know that  :paranoid
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General_Failure

#7166
August 30, 2007, 07:38:03 PM
Don't the Amish grow it themselves?

The man. The myth. The legend.

Susquehanna Birder

#7167
August 30, 2007, 07:41:19 PM
Whaddya think they have hanging in the barn?

General_Failure

#7168
August 30, 2007, 07:54:17 PM
The corpses of slutty high school girls they caught having sex in the hayloft?

The man. The myth. The legend.

Geowhizzer

#7169
August 30, 2007, 08:23:46 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 30, 2007, 07:38:03 PM
Don't the Amish grow it themselves?

Nah... that's "alfalfa!"
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