the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[SunMo]

you said beastiality is hilarious, thus worthy of the random musings thread, i just applied that principle to my own situation

[rjs246]

Turn your head to the left and cough. Hard.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

I went to high school with a kid that duct taped various forms of fireworks to a cat, lit them, and threw the cat into a dumpster. The cops caught him, they cat ceased to be, and now the guy works at a pharmaceutical company.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

you said beastiality is hilarious, thus worthy of the random musings thread, i just applied that principle to my own situation

So, your kids have to get checked out to make sure they can safely have sex with your dog?

[phattymatty]

we once duct taped my buddy's cat into a ski boot, attached to a ski, with only his little head poking out, then pushed him down a big snowy hill.  it stayed upright for about 5 seconds then he slid down the rest of the hill on his face.  it was awesome.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

So in summation, cats in pain>dogs>cats

[Susquehanna Birder]

i thought there was a pet thread for this nonsense

Go there and wait for us. We'll be along soon.

[SunMo]

no, it's dark and smells like a disturbing mix of human semen and pet feces

[Phanatic]

Girl pees and does a beer bong AT THE SAME TIME!!

She's got that special something...

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Hit.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I went to high school with a kid that duct taped various forms of fireworks to a cat, lit them, and threw the cat into a dumpster. The cops caught him, they cat ceased to be, and now the guy works at a pharmaceutical company.

You knew MadMarchHare in high school?

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://snopes.best.vwh.net/photos/mantle.pdf

[SunMo]

holy shtein, that's funny as all hell

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I wish it weren't a fake.

[MDS]

bahaha good stuff