the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[rjs246]

That doesn't even make any sense.

[Feva]

ah, skip it.

[rjs246]

The stories he's telling me are neither surprising nor unique given that he's talking about HST, but I'm enthralled because they're first hand accounts. Having his life threatened, getting arrested... outstanding.

[ice grillin you]

it would be a lot more interesting if he had done coke with tim teuffel or bird doged bitches all night at the tunnel with trent tucker

[rjs246]

No.

[General_Failure]

Next time say he got a guest spot on The Wire.

[rjs246]

What's the Wire?

[General_Failure]

It's that show your uncle was on.

[Dillen]

I'm with you about the people versus dogs thing. Dogs, unless people farg them up, are pretty much unconditionally friendly and nice.

I love how people always treat their dog like shtein because he's the one that has problems. Some things don't change in dogs no matter how you treat them, like if they're a hunting dog. The dog I talked about earlier was a black lab - australian shepherd mix. My two dogs I have now are a yellow lab and a chocolate lab. I can't remember how many dead birds, mice, frogs, etc they have brought in. But they're two of the friendliest dogs I've ever seen. But some people treat their dogs like shtein to feel better about themselves (it's easier to beat up a dog than a person their size, I guess) and in turn the dog is going to act like an icehole too.

[Seabiscuit36]

We found out my dog was overweight saturday.  Started a diet, but he's fat because i would overfeed him.  Had no idea he was a fatty until his haircut, and we noticed a belly. 

[Dillen]

My yellow lab is farging huge. He's lost 15 pounds in the past 3 months and he's still at like 103.

[SunMo]

i thought there was a pet thread for this nonsense

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Guidelines:

Overweight pets - Too common.  No one gives a shtein.
Crippled pets - If it's amusing in a twisted way, someone might enjoy reading about it.
Dead/Euthanized pets - Having to share this makes you weak, because you're just basically asking everyone to pretend they care.
Beastiality - Hilarious!

[SunMo]

so i shouldn't start a new thread about how i taught my kids the value of a yearly physical?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

so i shouldn't start a new thread about how i taught my kids the value of a yearly physical?

That's your call.  I am, however, intrigued as to what this has to do with posting about pets.