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SD_Eagle5

#6165
June 20, 2007, 02:57:22 PM
Damn I love the smell of gasoline. I just filled my truck up then stood there for an extra 10 minutes or so sniffing the pump. The lightheaded feel I had driving home is an added bonus. I wish they sold gasoline scented car air freshners.

Yeti

#6166
June 20, 2007, 03:07:09 PM
Come on up and run the chainsaw for a while.  Freakin reek of gas after an hour.


Oh, and after all this time in the woods I decided Oswald was the lone gunman and a hell of a shot.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

PoopyfaceMcGee

#6167
June 20, 2007, 03:09:53 PM
If you drive an SUV, keep a power washer in the back.  I rented one a few weeks back, and my car and garage still have a hint of gas smell, despite nothing leaking at all.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#6168
June 20, 2007, 07:49:47 PM

phattymatty

#6169
June 20, 2007, 09:50:07 PM
best thing about work travel is that we had a $200 bar tab that i paid for, but my company will pay me back for.  yay tennessee.

rjs246

#6170
June 20, 2007, 10:05:12 PM Last Edit: June 20, 2007, 10:07:26 PM by rjs246
I woke up after a bender in tennessee once. I smelled like slim jims.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

phattymatty

#6171
June 20, 2007, 10:06:08 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on June 20, 2007, 10:05:12 PM
I woke up after a bender in tennessee once. I smell like slim jims.

right now?  awesome, me too.

rjs246

#6172
June 20, 2007, 10:07:14 PM
Hm, it would appear that I mistyped, and yet I am still telling the truth. Will wonders never cease!?
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Seabiscuit36

#6174
June 21, 2007, 07:43:44 AM
Thats awsome your work pays for drinks, if i travel drinks are on me, or the waitress orders more !!dinners!!
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Feva

#6175
June 21, 2007, 07:55:57 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on June 20, 2007, 10:05:12 PM
I woke up after a bender in tennessee once. I smelled like slim jims.

I blew out a tire in Tennessee once.  It was dark.  I was black.  I was scared.  Not sure I ever changed a tire so fast.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

PhillyPhanInDC

#6176
June 21, 2007, 09:37:37 AM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on June 21, 2007, 07:43:44 AM
Thats awsome your work pays for drinks, if i travel drinks are on me, or the waitress orders more !!dinners!!

I always have the bartender/waitress/stripper ring them up as something else. Pretty much every place I've ever been to knows the deal.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#6177
June 21, 2007, 10:41:05 AM
Quote from: EagleFeva on June 21, 2007, 07:55:57 AM
I was black.

You were black?  What are you now, then?

Dillen

#6178
June 21, 2007, 10:41:33 AM
Quote from: EagleFeva on June 21, 2007, 07:55:57 AM
I blew out a tire in Tennessee once.  It was dark.  I was black.  I was scared.  Not sure I ever changed a tire so fast.
Good thing you're not black anymore then, that could cause some serious trouble if it happens again.

PhillyPhreak54

#6179
June 21, 2007, 11:08:15 AM
Quote from: EagleFeva on June 21, 2007, 07:55:57 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on June 20, 2007, 10:05:12 PM
I woke up after a bender in tennessee once. I smelled like slim jims.

I blew out a tire in Tennessee once.  It was dark.  I was black.  I was scared.  Not sure I ever changed a tire so fast.

:-D
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