the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[phattymatty]

i do marketing for an engineering form.  proposal writing for federal operations mostly.  i'm here interviewing some of our employees for a few days.

the drinking part is just something that i do on the side.

[SD_Eagle5]

nah we just got zesty all night.  was definitely doable but i decided not to be a slimeball for once.

Translation: You couldn't seal the deal

[phattymatty]

i gots a girl yo.

[Sgt PSN]

It's called Jiffy Lube cause they farg ya.

[Seabiscuit36]

i gots a girl yo.

But your girl aint in the 907 yo

[Feva]

It's called Jiffy Lube cause they farg ya.

Joel Grover's got a wide farging mouth.

[mussa]

i gots a girl yo.

But your girl aint in the 907 yo

Plus how many other chances will you have to brag about shaggin an eskimo?

[Diomedes]

Bah.  There was enough reality to set the scene.  The imagination is a wonderful thing, just let it work.

If he simply lies to himself that they spent the long night steaming up the igloo, then eventually it will be as though he truly did, and in forty years none of the old men in the convalescent home will care if it's made up when he spins the yarn over a nice dish of pulped peaches.

[Father Demon]

eBay To Acquire Online Tickets Marketplace StubHub

SAN FRANCISCO and SAN JOSE, CA. (Jan. 10, 2007) - eBay Inc. (NASDAQ: EBAY) today announced it has agreed to acquire privately held StubHub, a leading online marketplace for the resale of event tickets.

The acquisition will enable eBay to expand its presence and offering in the online tickets segment, while allowing StubHub to continue to scale its business with the e-commerce expertise and resources of eBay.

"StubHub has been extremely successful in the online tickets segment, and it's a perfect complement to eBay's tickets business," said Bill Cobb, president, eBay North America Marketplaces. "Together we can strengthen both businesses and provide fans with more choice and better service."

"StubHub's business model is an excellent fit with eBay, a company we've admired for a long time," said Jeff Fluhr, founder and CEO of StubHub. "StubHub exists to serve passionate fans - and we feel great knowing our customers will benefit from the power of eBay and its community of users."

Launched in 2000 and based in San Francisco, StubHub is the fan's marketplace where transparency and fairness benefit buyers and sellers alike.

eBay has agreed to purchase StubHub for an estimated aggregate value of approximately $310M, which will include the company's net cash as of the closing. The final amount will be determined at closing based on a formula and be payable in cash.

This acquisition -- which is subject to regulatory approval and approval of StubHub's stockholders, among other conditions -- is expected to close in the first quarter of 2007. Information relating to the impact of this acquisition on eBay's 2007 financial guidance will be provided on the next quarterly earnings conference call scheduled to take place Jan. 24.

[Rome]

Launched in 2000 and based in San Francisco, StubHub is the fan's marketplace where transparency and fairness benefit buyers and sellers alike.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Paging ttlbabalaholoff

[Seabiscuit36]

I was thinking LEO might be TLSBLABJLFOODF

[BigEd76]

wtf

[Seabiscuit36]

wtf

AIDS

[Susquehanna Birder]

Nice sack.