the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Geowhizzer]

It was 46 down here this morning and the students are acting like it's the end of the world.  One even has a parka. 

[SD_Eagle5]

But Daddy I wanted a blue car...waaaaaahhhhhhhh

[Sgt PSN]

But Daddy I wanted a blue car...waaaaaahhhhhhhh

What a farging funhole bitch.  The brother was cracking me up though.   

[SunMo]

that was fake as hell

[Tomahawk]

that was fake as hell

I hope so because I would like to believe she's eighteen instead of just sixteen.

[Sgt PSN]

that was fake as hell

I hope so because I would like to believe she's eighteen instead of just sixteen.

She wouldn't farg you anyway so don't worry about it. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I'll give her something to whine about.

[Rome]

Don't know if this has been posted yet, so here goes:

"Okay Charlie, at this point I am going to assume that you haven't spoken to the Giants' organization about their 'potential coaching job.' But LEAVING NOTRE DAME, your alma mater, without having achieved really anything of monolithic proportions like you've promised us, is absurd and unfair. So at this point, I will get on my knees and beg. Don't do it, coach. Don't do it! Stay and do what you promised; your team, your school, the fans, the legacy deserves to be taken to the promised land. Your recruits, Charlie, who are just beginning to trickle in, came to play for you. You! Not someone else and they are coming to South Bend to those brutal winters from places all over the country — from the South to Southern Cal, just to be led to the promised land. Jimmy Clausen, the most highly recruited player in high school football, committed to Notre Dame. When asked why in a recent interview, he said to play for coach Weis and get a new environment. Why? The promised land, the crown jewel, the national championship. But we can't start talking about Notre Dame in the same breath as a national championship yet. You've gotta win one. The team's gotta go out there and get one. We, the Irish nation, fight for it with you together and we will all win one together and walk away to the promised land together.

"Yours truly, Scott Weiland, rock n' roll singer, Stone Temple Pilots, Velvet Revolver, legacy and Notre Dame football fan."

100% true.   

[Tomahawk]

I though Scott Weiland was dead. Or is that what makes it funny?

[PhillyPhanInDC]

I though Scott Weiland was dead. Or is that what makes it funny?

Not dead.

[Rome]

Rock star, notorious junkie, Notre Dame Fighting Irish fan. . .

[phattymatty]

so i've been in alaska since monday night.  it's in the -20s.

the cute eskimo girl that bartends at my hotel came out to meet me last night when she got off work.  we got completely shtein faced until about 4 AM.

i made my co-workers late this morning because i couldn't get out of bed, and i am reaking of booze.

go eagles.

[mussa]

so did you shag this "cute eskimo girl" or what? that is the question? and what the hell r u doing up there for business?

[phattymatty]

nah we just got zesty all night.  was definitely doable but i decided not to be a slimeball for once.

it's so snowy and icy out, we crashed her car at about 2 AM, right into a snow bank.  i had to get out and push the car out.

[Seabiscuit36]

What type of job do you have working in alaska and drinking all night?  Where can i sign up.  All i could think about in this story was the classic flick "OUT COLD"