the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

Started by ice grillin you, March 28, 2006, 02:06:37 PM

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Let him go GF the Anger Sharks are swimming in Phreaks head
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Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 06, 2006, 12:37:46 PM
I'd have to think for awhile to find something that angers me as much as the people who give a shtein about celebrities and who they are dating and what their goddamn kids look like.

Shows like Insider Edition and Access Hollywood are infuriating. And so are the fargin names those homos come up with for celeb couples.

I just checked out this corksucker's website last night because I heard that there were pics of Lindsay Lohan's firecrotch on it. After reading all his bitchy, little rants about stars that he doesn't like, I wish him a slow, painful death by weasel intercourse.






PhillyPhreak54

That dood has one humongous head.

Huuuuuuuuge heeeeeeead! It's like an orange on a toothpick!

Add in the fact that he's probably gay, maintains that website, has a huge noggin and had his pic taken with that skank Paris Hilton I hope he gets stuck in the heart with a stingray barb.

mussa

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 06, 2006, 12:37:46 PM
I'd have to think for awhile to find something that angers me as much as the people who give a shtein about celebrities and who they are dating and what their goddamn kids look like.

Shows like Insider Edition and Access Hollywood are infuriating. And so are the fargin names those homos come up with for celeb couples.

Brangelina, Bennifer, Tomkat.

I want to kill someone now.

post of the year, afarginmen
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mussa

there needs to be some sort of internal terrorism in the US that specifically seeks out celebrity shows and the people who work for them, magazines, gossip people and kills them all. not just like shots to the head, butter knife beheadings and death by stoneing and other mid-evil methods. for real i'l fund that shtein
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Diomedes

Because obsessing over hollywood/celebrities is so much worse than obsessing over professional sports/athletes?
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mussa

same fargin thing. entertain me, thats all i care about. i don't give a farg about your adopted kid from cambodia or your dad who just passed away. everything is this country is a fargin soap opera. even politics.
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Drunkmasterflex

Quote from: Diomedes on September 06, 2006, 04:03:56 PM
Because obsessing over hollywood/celebrities is so much worse than obsessing over professional sports/athletes?

Um, Yeah. :-X
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reese125

Quote from: mussa on September 06, 2006, 04:01:16 PM
there needs to be some sort of internal terrorism in the US that specifically seeks out celebrity shows and the people who work for them, magazines, gossip people and kills them all. not just like shots to the head, butter knife beheadings and death by stoneing and other mid-evil methods. for real i'l fund that shtein

if your mind truly works like this Mussa, you shouldnt be allowed out of the f-in house.

Enough with the slow, painful, bloody death comments. I doubt one person slapped their knee and keeled over with laughter. The shtein is overused in this forum big time


PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: mussa on September 06, 2006, 04:07:18 PM
same fargin thing. entertain me, thats all i care about. i don't give a farg about your adopted kid from cambodia or your dad who just passed away. everything is this country is a fargin soap opera. even politics.

Speaking of which... Nothing's worse than the "socialites" that don't even entertain as actors or musicians but still get coverage on pop culture and entertainment magazine shows.  Awful.  What's worse is when someone like that (ie Paris Hilton) then goes on to make an album.  Yuck.