the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[mussa]

there needs to be some sort of internal terrorism in the US that specifically seeks out celebrity shows and the people who work for them, magazines, gossip people and kills them all. not just like shots to the head, butter knife beheadings and death by stoneing and other mid-evil methods. for real i'l fund that shtein

if your mind truly works like this Mussa, you shouldnt be allowed out of the f-in house.

Enough with the slow, painful, bloody death comments. I doubt one person slapped their knee and keeled over with laughter. The shtein is overused in this forum big time

your probably one of the fargin sheep who watch those kind of shows. i wasn't trying to be funny, nor was i looking for a chuckle or "knee slap". im just stating, like others here, how pathetic our pop culture obession is in this country and that i would like to see it eliminated because there is no reason for its existance other than for people who can't strike up anything worth while to talk about or people who are just really that shallow. so yes, don't let me out of the house, cause i would actually do that in real life rather than take out my hatred for it on a message board. now go watch ET or masterbate to COJO pictures or better yet get AIDS

[Geowhizzer]

Novel idea:  Don't watch. 

[Diomedes]

Walking towards home down Burke Ave from the 2 train this evening, and reading a book as I went, a large cat leaning up against a building told me "you should read the Bible like that." 

"You should mind your own business," I replied.

Now I just have to say, to all you Christians in the world, that you should mind your own business.  Is that too farging much to ask?

[SunMo]

its a shame that guy didn't turn your face inside out

[PhillyPhreak54]

Because obsessing over hollywood/celebrities is so much worse than obsessing over professional sports/athletes?

I just high fived myself because the bet I placed with myself was that you'd be the one to bring that up.

[General_Failure]

I don't get any credit? You bastich.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Sure. You can have .3% and NOT ONE OUNCE MORE, mister!!

[General_Failure]

I'll take it! Sucker...

[Diomedes]

its a shame that guy didn't turn your face inside out

He would at least have proven himself a warrior for Christ thereby.

[SunMo]

nothing like spreading God's love, knuckle style

[Diomedes]

It's worked so well in the past!

[SunMo]

i'd say the Crusades were a shining example of missionary work

[Geowhizzer]

Come on, where's the Monty Python schtick?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

If you were expecting it, it can't happen.

[General_Failure]

It only works if you're nobody.