the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Diomedes]

cops are right up there with lawyers and doctors...mostly jerks (though more dangerous than lawyers and doctors).  I figure that a life led which avoids contact with any of the three is a happier life.  sometimes you need one, sure, but even then things aren't good.   i do whatever i can to stay away from them.

[Seabiscuit36]

[ice grillin you]

never trust guys with fishtanks

[MDS]

Good lord someone kill that guy.

[phattymatty]

Radio America just moved into my building, one floor above me.  Guess I'll be bumping into G. Gordon Liddy a lot.  I have no idea who else broadcasts here.

[Phanatic]

Radio America just moved into my building, one floor above me.  Guess I'll be bumping into G. Gordon Liddy a lot.  I have no idea who else broadcasts here.

You might bump into her if she still works there?

[Sgt PSN]

Did I miss something?  Is the war going well now? 

[Phanatic]

No which is why I thought that photochop was funny.

[Sgt PSN]

el oh el.  Just checking. 

[Diomedes]

Learning to stop will save your life; learning to turn will enrich it.



(not mine -- from a stupid motorcycle chain email I got -- but I like it --- you care)

[General_Failure]

We missed the last train of the night after seeing Clutch. Spending 6 hours in the 24 hour area of the city reaffirmed my disgust with humanity. The fact that most of these people came from the same show makes me a sad bear.

White boy dreadlocks, multiple sets of them. Guys in women's jeans. Popped collars. Black dyed hair brushed over the face. Stupid chicks with really unappealing plumbers crack coming out of whatever jeans the guys had left them at The Trendy Store. One of the dreadlock'd white boys was crying on his girlfriend after he threw up. Drunk mom out with her daughter fell over and hurt herself because she couldn't see the steps she was walking down.

One douchebag decided to mock an aboriginal woman who was singing for money on the sidewalk. His friend gave her some money, apologized for the friend to her and the guy sitting with her. Douchebag felt guilty, so he came back, tried to apologize to the guy, and nearly got into a fight when they guy told him to stick his apology or give it to her.

One interesting feature of this area is the unisex public bathroom right next to the police station. In each stall there's a little yellow box for disposing of needles. Staying out there all night, we wound up having to use these stalls for their other intended purpose a couple of times.

The herd started to thin out around 4 am, but a few drunken kids were still wandering around, dressed as stupid as ever. They were congregating at the McDonalds, with the chicks buying a small fries with the sole intention of throwing them at each other while playing grabass for attention. The chicks with dicks were too busy trying to break anything the McDonalds staff had left out, which was very little that wasn't bolted down.

One of these geniuses wore a children's halloween mask the whole night. He was so pleased with himself that he woke his friend, who was trying to sleep it off on the bench, to take a picture of him eating his Big Mac.

We both found it interesting that we never saw anyone vomiting, despite the dozen or so puddles of it scattered around this area.

[Sgt PSN]

Are you just now realizing that there's drunks and weirdos in Australia? 

[General_Failure]

I've known they were here. They're no different than the ones in the US. Seeing them simply reminded me how much I dislike people.

[Diomedes]

Was the band any good?

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Jesus...