the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[General_Failure]

Bottom-of-the-barrel creature features. Topless-teen comedies. "Mockbuster" rip-offs. In Burbank, California, one low-budget studio cranks out whatever Netflix wants.

For a typical film, the Asylum floats a concept to its stable of writers. They blast back a slew of 100-word pitches. If the Asylum chooses Horton's concept, he bangs out a draft in 10 days, then hands it off to a producer; revisions are made, then the Asylum shoots the film, fast.

In 2-Headed Shark Attack, "Carmen Electra is a doctor," Horton tells me with a mix of glee and disdain. The question is: For the love of God, why?

[Diomedes]

i think i'm going to this next month as a social experiment. i've literally never met or even seen one of these people in real life and still am not convinced it's a real subculture.


http://vimeo.com/29589320

looks like lots of good illegal stuff though.

didn't those guys declare themselves to be born again christians or something?

trustworthy ninjahood!

[Diomedes]

http://youtu.be/wenTIvbHlKQ

[Yeti]

Either that or he'll tether you to a tree.

Now that it's 2013 and phones have cameras on them, Imma drive past that house and see if Billy is still out there.  Last time I drove by they had a chain link pen for him to play in.  Pics to follow.

[General_Failure]

Go for video, you'll get way more views on the youtubes than you did with that fox in your yard.

[Seabiscuit36]

i think i'm going to this next month as a social experiment. i've literally never met or even seen one of these people in real life and still am not convinced it's a real subculture.


http://vimeo.com/29589320

looks like lots of good illegal stuff though.

didn't those guys declare themselves to be born again christians or something?

trustworthy ninjahood!

Magnets... How do they work?

I want IGY to go and shoot a documentary about the experience with Matty and the Juggalos

[ice grillin you]

if i went there i would definitely shoot something

[Sgt PSN]

It really might be a toss up between the Juggalos and Skins Fans for world's worst fan base. 

Also, @ 6:30 - that bitch talks like Lou Ann from King of the Hill. 

[hbionic]

Over the weekend, I attended a 'food poisoning party'. The type where everyone eats tainted catered food, and the 20 people at the house cock-block each other for the bathrooms while others nearly shtein their pants waiting in agony. Thank god there were 3 toilets in the house.

[Sgt PSN]

The outrage by people over the Rolling Stone magazine is farging hilarious.  Farging hoydas. 

[Diomedes]

But he's a MONSTER!!

[Sgt PSN]

I still can't believe that the Boston Mayor actually sent a complaint letter to the publishers. 

[Diomedes]

Perhaps he owns stock in the publishing company.

[MDS]

osama was on every single piece of media for 10 years...not a peep

its a news story and its a cover meant to get people to buy magazines. welcome to the business world, self righteous american douchebags.

[Rome]

Fox had a split screen of the bomber and Jim Morrison.

Hysterical.