the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Sgt PSN]

It's nice, but the network sports banners across the ceiling are awful.  So is the
"family" mouse pad. 

[Munson]

Amateurs.

[Yeti]

Munsons basement.

[Munson]

There's no Eagles gear or TV's

[ice grillin you]

1/10th of my basement

suck it...

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Bruce Springsteen!

[MDS]

furnished basement? why didnt you say!

im moving in t-minus 3 weeks

[General_Failure]

Make sure you bring a hat for him to add to his collection of trophies from murdered vagrants.

[Munson]

I don't see any black people in that picture. Clearly a racist MA with no black friends.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I'm going to casa de Havas and jacking the beanie cap collection.

[Munson]

Pish posh. You'll take the autographed McNabb jauns from my Uncle and wear them to the Pyramids of Giza.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Probably, yes. I'm all about marking my territory 

[General_Failure]

Come for the breast cancer-killing virus, stay for the boobs.

[Rome]

A few weeks ago, Ben and Jerrys announced a new limited edition ice cream called 'Schweddy Balls" (described as, "vanilla ice cream with a hint of rum and loaded with fudge covered rum and milk chocolate malt balls"), which of course takes it's name from the famous SNL sketch starring Alec Baldwin.

Needless to say some joyless busy bodies have organized a delicious protest.

    The vulgar new flavor has turned something as innocent as ice cream into something repulsive. Not exactly what you want a child asking for at the supermarket.
    The ice cream is being released in a limited batch, which means it will be distributed nationwide but only for three or four months. If it proves popular, another batch might be forthcoming, but we hope not.
    TAKE ACTION
    Please send Ben & Jerry's Public Relations Manager, Sean Greenwood, an email letter requesting that no additional Schweddy Balls ice cream be distributed. Also, highly recommend they refrain from producing another batch with this name or any other offensive names or you will no longer be able to purchase their products.

Hey, One Million Moms. Guess what. The whole god damn world doesn't revolve around you and your stupid kid. Ben and Jerrys can make an ice cream with fish hooks and ecstasy tabs in it for all I care. Your kid, your problem. Leave the rest of us alone. And I bet that for every letter you write demanding this be stopped your husbands will write 2 demanding more if thats what it takes to keep your fat asses away from ice cream.

[shorebird]

1/10th of my basement

suck it...

Might want to take a cleaning rag to that airvent, looks a little greasy.