the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[smeags]

it is for me. 

[Yeti]

This weekend we are heading for Canada, the capitol of United States.

[hbionic]

Weird. I was just watching a show shot in Costa Rica...you know...the Capital of Canada.

[Yeti]

Weird. I was just watching a show shot in Costa Rica...you know...the Capital of Canada.

Wait, I thought Costa Rica was a city in Mexico.  Its near the capital of Guatemala.

[DH]

I farging hate doing stupid shtein..

I have one of those push start ignitions for my car, so the key only needs to be near the car to start it, open it, etc..because of that, I often only take the key when I go places instead of my full set. Long story short, I lost the farging thing last night, and now I'm sitting here waiting for AAA to come tow me to the dealer, so they can rake me for $200+ for a stupid farging key that technically, doesn't even start my car. Great start to the weekend.

[Dillen]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5gNYVia2rg

How many lines of coke did this dude do before performing? Incredible dance moves.

[Diomedes]

no lines of coke


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzORu1dqEE0

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I farging hate doing stupid shtein..

I have one of those push start ignitions for my car, so the key only needs to be near the car to start it, open it, etc..because of that, I often only take the key when I go places instead of my full set. Long story short, I lost the farging thing last night, and now I'm sitting here waiting for AAA to come tow me to the dealer, so they can rake me for $200+ for a stupid farging key that technically, doesn't even start my car. Great start to the weekend.

Hey, just to make you feel better, I backed into my house a little today.

[General_Failure]

Did the house stammer out an apology for the boner you rubbed against?

[Diomedes]

Hey, just to make you feel better, I backed into my house a little today.

I got poison ivy up and down both arms on tuesday...it's not really hit full bloom yet.  Can't wait.

And yesterday, I stuck my shovel in a yellow jacket nest.  I managed to get stung only once, but yeah....good times.

[Yeti]

My wife peed in the bushes one night when we were camping.  They weren't bushes.  She got poison ivy on her verwhohaw.  That should make you feel a little better Dio

[SD]

^^^^Holy shtein...hahahaha

[Sgt PSN]

She peed on Yeti's stache?

[Yeti]

She peed in poison ivy.

Try to follow along there Christopher Columbus.

[Rome]

This thread is pure gold.