the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Diomedes]

I would be impressed if it was the same guy 136 times.

[Yeti]

There is a vulture with a broken wing on our farm.  My wife wants to take it to a wildlife rescue place.  Should I just curb it and put it out of it misery?

[General_Failure]

Go stand over it, wait for it to stop moving, and then pluck its eyes out.

[Diomedes]

kill it, obviously

it's a f'n turkey vulture, not a bald eagle

[Yeti]

No love for the Noble Turkey Vulture huh?

Me neither.  Like I want to risk getting a talon laceration from that flying (walking) desease carrier.

[Diomedes]

Love, no.  Respek...fo sho.

I came round a bend kinda fast one day, heeled over pretty good, and surprised two or three of them on a roadkill.  I was on them, or they were on me, too quick.  They were so goddamn big and close, I had slo mo vision seeing them trying to get up off the deck...expecting a wreck any moment.  I got lucky.  Big goddamn birds.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Walk circles around it until it dies and then gnaw on it's innards. Show that farger who's the boss.

In '99 I was driving to work and had the same scenario as Dio; except one of those B-52 birds didn't clear fast enough and went into my windshield.

Shattered my windshield, launched my rearview to the truck and knocked my autometer tach off it's mounts (driving my '91GT at the time).

I was doing 70 and going around a slight curve. I almost bit it hard. I was able to slow down and limp it to the turn off. There was no shoulder as I was on a country road.

Pull into work driving like Jim Carrey in Pet Detective with glass shards stuck in my face.

[ice grillin you]

whites

[mussa]

If you save the farger have someone come out and get it cause they are vile creatures with all kinds of terrible bacteria. I'd personally drop a cinder block on it but that's just me...

[Yeti]

Or I could just watch it.  Day after day, hopping around a wide open field, stretching useless wings, flapping in vain to take to the sky just one more time.

Just one more time.

[phattymatty]

so i was doing a LiveMeeting today showing some people how to do some work shtein, sharing my desktop with like 5 other co-workers in different cities, and I didn't think to turn off my gchat, all of a sudden one of my buddies hit me up on IM and the bubble popped up on my screen that said "I think I'm dating a stripper". it was pretty awesome.

[MDS]

True or false: you would watch a reality show about matty.

[phattymatty]

i'm actually going down to guatemala to visit him this weekend and he just sent me this message:

dude things are getting a bit involved with this chick.. shes got a crazy situation going on in Guatemala city with her x and a house and layers and criminals.

not sure what it means but i am definitely getting kidnapped and/or stabbed in central america this weekend.

[MDS]

True

The answer is trueu

[Yeti]

"layers" is slang for 3 way.

Good luck.