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Diomedes · July 03, 2011, 02:54:24 PM

Food variety and quality is not a complaint I would make about D.C.

ice grillin you · July 03, 2011, 02:56:26 PM

Quote from: Diomedes on July 03, 2011, 02:54:24 PM
Food variety and quality is not a complaint I would make about D.C.

you dont know jack shtein about dc or its food

it has top quality four star restaurants but what it has none of is neighborhood ethnic food...unless you count panera or cosi

rjs246 · July 03, 2011, 03:46:38 PM

There is seriously something wrong with your brain. Get it fixed.

Rome · July 03, 2011, 06:14:22 PM

It's probably not New York or Philly but I have a hard time believing D.C. doesn't have hundreds of excellent restaurants.

ice grillin you · July 03, 2011, 06:26:04 PM

it does have some excellent restaurants but so does every city....just no good neighborhood food...even the chinatown sucks...

you literally cant get a good sandwich anywhere....or pizza...and good luck trying to find a good deli bakery or diner...

italian or mexican food....try somewhere else

theres little to no corner mom and pop type joints

maryland will give you some bangin seafood thats about it....the rest of the area can go to hell as far as food is concerned

Rome · July 03, 2011, 09:59:48 PM

So the issue isn't fine dining. It's ordinary grub that we all grew up eating in Philly that can't be found.

Well, no shtein. There isn't a decent cheesesteak within 1,000 miles of this hell hole I live in. And there sure as farg isn't a Melrose Diner or Nick's Old Original Roast Beef anywhere to be found either.

phattymatty · July 04, 2011, 02:52:16 AM

i'm in guatemala and i'venever in my life felt bad about being a white person because its not my fault, but holy shtein, we go to a bar and because i'm an ass i say "i want to be in the VIP section" then he goes and gets some chick. then i'm like how to i get upstairs, she says, you're good because you're a gringo.

white guilt is actually driving me nuts.

not to the the point that i won't snort coke with a cop but still, it pisses me off that this country treats iceholes like me better than their own people.

edit: i'm the only person on this board that lives in dc i think and DH, you would love it.

im not even going yo bother going back and seeing who said it was un-ethnic but thats actually the best part about it. so many dark people whicj i love. i live in total gay town DC and its still fun as ahit as a hetero. ARL is cool too if you want to be a little futher out.

im going to post a pixture of the guatemalan bartender girls that took me to a coke palace today. so money.

phattymatty · July 04, 2011, 02:54:06 AM

Quote from: SD on July 03, 2011, 12:03:33 AM
Anyone ever played Crud? It's played on a pool table without a stick. Throw a couple of beers and a wager in and it becomes a fun night.
Wawa mac n cheese and pepporoni sammich add to the greatness

ha. i have no idea what crud is but this made me laugh. im going to play this now.

phattymatty · July 04, 2011, 03:00:44 AM

Quote from: ice grillin you on July 03, 2011, 02:41:13 PM
cause it doesnt....unless apparently if you are MA

when bens chilli bowl is your "neighborhood" food you are in trouble

hipsters serving sushi doesnt count

DC has amazing food. i love you like a gay brother but but come on. i live in the middle of the city and it takes me an hour to get to your house on the train. bens is a bit overrated but i'll go 5 minutes oyt of my way to get a chili dog just for the scene. about the same time it would take you to walk to medieval times. BAM. (MA)

ethnic food is actually one of the best things about DC and you will not find a single person that lives here that will disagree with you.

General_Failure · July 04, 2011, 03:06:38 AM

So on a scale of 1 to Keith Richards, how farged up are you right now?

phattymatty · July 04, 2011, 03:15:08 AM

yeah i would never say a name, but if you ever want to get anything illegal in guatemala, let me know. also, about 30.

phattymatty · July 04, 2011, 04:11:05 AM

a tip from one friend to another: the phrase: puedo semen en la stomago is not as slick as you would think. gracias. buenas noches.

MDS · July 04, 2011, 04:41:51 AM

Wow.

Wow.

General_Failure · July 04, 2011, 04:58:24 AM

Don't worry. A little while longer down there and you'll stop falling for that line yourself.

SD · July 04, 2011, 06:02:21 AM

Quote from: phattymatty on July 04, 2011, 02:54:06 AM
Quote from: SD on July 03, 2011, 12:03:33 AM
Anyone ever played Crud? It's played on a pool table without a stick. Throw a couple of beers and a wager in and it becomes a fun night.
Wawa mac n cheese and pepporoni sammich add to the greatness

ha. i have no idea what crud is but this made me laugh. im going to play this now.

Here are the rules:
http://www.aewa.org/Library/crud2.html
http://regimentalrogue.com/srsub/rules_crud.htm

We never play in teams. Always free for all and usually for $5 a game winner take all.