the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Susquehanna Birder]

I just took a dump that looked like the stuff you seal your driveway with.  I'm thinking thats not a good thing.....

you do know we have a thread entirely dedicated to this exalted subject, right?

Because we keep our shtein well organized.

[rjs246]

It's nice to have all of our shtein in one place.

[Yeti]

Look, after crappin out driveway sealer I didn't think to do a thread search for "poop".

[Tomahawk]

Poop wouldn't work well anyway. Next time search for Mud Butt

[reese125]

Ive been on a conference call for the past 2 hours listening to a Korean microsurgeon who has the barely speaks English Korean thing going on...the clarity is fantastic and Im learning alot

[Susquehanna Birder]

Is he trying to sell you DirecTV service?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Beware, this could induce vomiting....

graphic showing the growth of Wal-Mart in the US

[mussa]

this guy has child molestor written all over his inbred face

http://www.tonyrogers.com/humor/brian_peppers.htm

[phattymatty]

i'm pretty sure that picture was attached to the first email i ever received. 

[mussa]

i don't know what it is, but i want to beat it with an aluminum bat until its a bloody pulp

[paco]

I'm moving to Peru

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE50D6J720090114

LIMA (Reuters) - Peru's top court has ruled that workers cannot be fired for being drunk on the job, a decision that was criticized by the government on Wednesday for setting a dangerous precedent.

The Constitutional Tribunal ordered that Pablo Cayo be given his job back as a janitor for the municipality of Chorrillos, which fired him for being intoxicated at work.

The firing was excessive because even though Cayo was drunk, he did not offend or hurt anybody, Fernando Calle, one of the justices, said on Wednesday.

Calle said the court would not revise its decision, despite complaints from the government.

"It's not a good idea to relax rules at workplaces," said Labor Minister Jorge Villasante.

Celso Becerra, the administrative chief of Chorrillos, a suburb of Lima, denounced the ruling.

"We've fired four workers for showing up drunk, and two of them were drivers," he said. "How can we allow a drunk to work who might run somebody over?"

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Bang Phreak's girl a few times while you're there.  Wear a Trotter jersey.

[General_Failure]

Bang Phreak's girl a few times while you're there.  Wear a Tracy White jersey.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Bang Phreak's girl a few times while you're there.  Wear a Nate Wayne jersey.

[General_Failure]

Bang Trotter a few times while you're there.  Wear a Nate Wayne jersey.