the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[General_Failure]

Your ladyfriend has grown bored with you, and is seriously considering that guy down the street. You know the guy.

[rjs246]

Now you're not even trying. You forget that I live in Boston and no guy down any street would cause any ladyfriend to rethink her choices. She's hanging on for dear life.

[phattymatty]

the next picture only proves that she didn't flash for more than 5 seconds.  i think she did it.

[Father Demon]

I know she did it.

I also know that GF is a whore-mouthed lying bastich who gets his jollies destroying the dreams of internet stalkers all over the world.

[Geowhizzer]

Found this on another board: 

[rjs246]

I can't tell whether that's interesting or the most boring thing I've ever seen.

[Seabiscuit36]

betlegeuse, betlegeuse, betlegeuse......

[General_Failure]

I also know that GF is a smooth bastich who gets his jollies destroying the dreams of children all over the world.

100% more accurate.


I believe that animated gif is inaccurate. Alderbaran was destroyed by the Death Star.

[Diomedes]

I kept expecting the next biggest object to be Andy Reid

[Philly Crew]

Cool.  For those of us that are old and education system stopped at Sun, where are these bigger stars/planets?  A galaxy far far away?

[Sgt PSN]

where are these bigger stars/planets?  A galaxy far far away?

More importantly, do we have the ability to drain them of all their natural energy? 

One rotten apple spoils the bunch and in this fruit basket we call a universe, earth is that lone rotten apple. 

[mussa]

how they determine how large these other suns/stars are is beyond me...

[rjs246]

I hope that means that there are really massive aliens flying around waiting to invade our puny planet. Like that giant sexy bitch in "Dude, Where's My Car".

[Wingspan]

how they determine how large these other suns/stars are is beyond me...

a giant appraiser's tape measure

[Yeti]

where are these bigger stars/planets?  A galaxy far far away?

More importantly, do we have the ability to drain them of all their natural energy? 

Nice.