Message Board Melt-down

[Diomedes]

Awesome, thanks. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I like to eat children. Is this weird? Please don't judge.

It's fine.  You'll feel better about it if you post it to grouphug.

[Zanshin]

It's people hatred, really. They're just little people, so they get the hate too. Also, the hate is encouraged by all the idiots in this world who worship children, as though they aren't going to grow up to be dirtbag people.

I'm truly hopeful mine won't.  No guarantees, mind you.  But cautiously optimistic about the prospect.

[hunt]

hot rod hunt just joined that board.

[ice grillin you]

what % of message board retirees never actually return

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

hot rod hunt just joined that board.

Make sure to put the Oldsmobuick Intrigue in your sig.  You'll get mad board rep, yo.

[SunMo]

what % of message board retirees never actually return

-90%

[Wingspan]

what % of message board retirees never actually return

i've left message boards and not gone back to them.

i never left with a huffing blaze of glory mind you....just stopped posting.

i used to get pissed at things, but that was years ago, and it didnt take too long to figure how how retarted it was to let the stuff bother me.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

what % of message board retirees never actually return

-90%

I'd say it's closer to 10%, and I'm assuming you misread the question.

[rjs246]

i think that's a negative ninety percent. der.

[SunMo]

i think that's a negative ninety percent. der.

double der.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Not picking up on that immediately makes me hate myself so much.

[rjs246]

And rightfully so. You should start a thread about your self-loathing. I'm sure you'll get some life-affirming responses.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Does this guy post here?

[BigEd76]

Dramatic farewell speeches from attention whores rule

You have to have some good ones you can find from the 82,458 message boards you frequent.

Not really, because they come back every time...