Message Board Melt-down

Diomedes · January 30, 2006, 01:31:05 PM

As an attention whore who has previously quit this messageboard in a huff, I have to say that at least I didn't make a big "NonedumBa is calling me a child molestor and so I'm quitting" diatribe.

I rule.

PoopyfaceMcGee · January 30, 2006, 01:31:55 PM

Quote from: BigEd76 on January 30, 2006, 01:27:55 PM
Dramatic farewell speeches from attention whores rule

You have to have some good ones you can find from the 82,458 message boards you frequent.

rjs246 · January 30, 2006, 01:32:11 PM

I'm having deep psychological and emotional problems. Also, I'm contemplating murdering many people including myself. I think I would like to get some advice on this situation from a football message board and all of my super duper close friends therein. Can you guys help me?

MURP · January 30, 2006, 01:32:54 PM

stab yourself in the throat.

Susquehanna Birder · January 30, 2006, 01:33:15 PM

Quote from: Wingspan on January 30, 2006, 01:16:33 PM
it took me 10 seconds to find the board.

Same here. And the format sucks.

PoopyfaceMcGee · January 30, 2006, 01:33:16 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on January 30, 2006, 01:32:11 PM
I'm having deep psychological and emotional problems. Also, I'm contemplating murdering many people including myself. I think I would like to get some advice on this situation from a football message board and all of my super duper close friends therein. Can you guys help me?

We're here for you. I can't promise the quality of our advice, but I can promise a high likelihood of hilarity and uselessness. Does that work if you? If so, share.

Diomedes · January 30, 2006, 01:34:25 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on January 30, 2006, 01:32:11 PM
I'm having deep psychological and emotional problems. Also, I'm contemplating murdering many people including myself. I think I would like to get some advice on this situation from a football message board and all of my super duper close friends therein. Can you guys help me?

Sure. What do you need? Bullets? Bus fare?

rjs246 · January 30, 2006, 01:34:31 PM

I like to eat children. Is this weird? Please don't judge.

Diomedes · January 30, 2006, 01:34:57 PM

Eating them is better than feeding them.

SunMo · January 30, 2006, 01:35:46 PM

just wondering, why the kid hatred?

Diomedes · January 30, 2006, 01:37:19 PM

It's people hatred, really. They're just little people, so they get the hate too. Also, the hate is encouraged by all the idiots in this world who worship children, as though they aren't going to grow up to be dirtbag people.

rjs246 · January 30, 2006, 01:37:40 PM

[dio]over population, self-important parents, education/tax costs for those who don't even have children, general surliness, etc[/dio]

SunMo · January 30, 2006, 01:38:17 PM

gotcha, it really boils down to guilt by association

Diomedes · January 30, 2006, 01:42:03 PM

That and shame. Shame for not having the courage to take myself out.

SunMo · January 30, 2006, 01:43:26 PM

Quote from: Diomedes on January 30, 2006, 01:42:03 PM
That and shame. Shame for not having the courage to take myself out.

well, we're all behind you, if that helps build your courage