Grouphug

[jeffreyjpa]

 

Sarge, that's 2006 post of the year material.

I know I'm going to be thinking of that line while I'm driving to work tomorrow, and laughing just as hard as I am right now.

[Wingspan]

When I was 9 years old I was playing with my G.I. Joes and as any kid would I got curious about certain orifices on my body. So I was putting my G.I. joe up my rear, yeah, I know, how stupid was I. Anyways when I pulled it out, the head of the G.I. Joe got stuck, and I was really embarrased. I didn't want to tell my parents, and so I asked my sister to help me out who was 15 years old. Well, she proceeded to put a finger in that area, and get the G.I. Joe out. In the process I had what I realized was my first erection, and I didn't know what to do with it. My sister I guess got aroused by this and started to play with me and then started jerking me off....my confession is that since that day, I am 16 now and she is 21, we still mess around and have sex on a regular basis. She's in college so when she get's the chance she will come see me and we go out and have sex together anywhere we can, we tell each other we love one another, and I want to marry her but I don't know how our family is going to take that. Are we wrong in the way we feel?

[my pants]Zip[/my pants]            That was hot.

You're picturing yourself as the sister, aren't you?

No, he was picturing himself as the GI Joe. 

so...he's picturing himself as you? and you like it

[Dillen]

This is not meant to be humor nor is it false. My first sexual experience happened when I was 6 years old. It wasn't a case of child abuse. It wasn't a family member or close family friend. It was the result of me playing doctor w/ the one girl who was my best friend (before she moved away). I was in kindergarten and didn't know anyone. This girl Kim strikes up a conversation w/ me and we became fast friends. One day, we were out in her backyard innocently playing doctor while her parents were watching tv inside the house. I convinced her that she needed to take off her clothes in order for me to give her a checkup. She was very shy at this and said we needed to do it in her room so she doesn't get in trouble. So we go in her room and she takes off everything. At this point, I got a hard-on. My first one. I didn't know what it meant but it sure hurt so I took off my pants and tried to figure out what was going on in my pants. Strangely enough, Kim told me at that point she started feeling itchy in her crotch area and had a feeling of butterflies in her stomach. Despite being both naked, we didn't realize our sexual feelings at this point. Our bodies were responding to each other. I took my FisherPrice sthethescope and put it on her private area and started rubbing like how I'd seen the doctor do to me when he checked to see if the scope was working. She told me it felt good. Me being a 'doctor' kept on rubbing thinking that it was a doctor's duty to make people feel good. I kept on going until she kicked me w/ her leg and shivered. I got scared for a moment not knowing she had her first orgasm. I was about to cry at that point until she told me it was ok since I made her feel really good. She wanted to do the same for me. Since I was already naked, this was easily done and she masturbated me by rubbing my penis (roughly) w/ the scope. I orgasmed as well but I managed to pee since, being 6, I hadn't started puberty to produce any semen yet. We quickly dressed up since we might get in trouble not knowing that had her parents known we were playing doctor (and clothed) in the first place, she would've been spanked a LOT as we found out the next time we tried to play doctor. Nevertheless, now that we knew how good we could make each other feel, we continued to explore each other until she moved away when she was 16. She was my first and my best. She taught me a lot about lust, love, and friendship. All the knowledge she'd given me has helped me immensely in my future relationships w/ women

I'm a 19 year old guy, and tonight I'm going to let a man more than twice my age give me a blowjob, just because I'm bored.

I feel really bad for my best friend's dad. He works real hard i think for them, and they don't give a damn. He's gotten a divorce from my best friend's mom now for over 3 years i think and he tried so hard to get the kids but he lost them and they don't care about him when they are over there. It makes me really sad, i want to hug him or something.

I also would like to have sex with him a lot. But that's not the point.

How does this thread get lost? I was looking at "Who's Online" and a guest was reading it.

[mussa]

that first quote is like penthouse forum for junor high. crikey

[Sgt PSN]

This is not meant to be humor nor is it false. My first sexual experience happened when I was 6 years old. It wasn't a case of child abuse. It wasn't a family member or close family friend. It was the result of me playing doctor w/ the one girl who was my best friend (before she moved away). I was in kindergarten and didn't know anyone. This girl Kim strikes up a conversation w/ me and we became fast friends. One day, we were out in her backyard innocently playing doctor while her parents were watching tv inside the house. I convinced her that she needed to take off her clothes in order for me to give her a checkup. She was very shy at this and said we needed to do it in her room so she doesn't get in trouble. So we go in her room and she takes off everything. At this point, I got a hard-on. My first one. I didn't know what it meant but it sure hurt so I took off my pants and tried to figure out what was going on in my pants. Strangely enough, Kim told me at that point she started feeling itchy in her crotch area and had a feeling of butterflies in her stomach. Despite being both naked, we didn't realize our sexual feelings at this point. Our bodies were responding to each other. I took my FisherPrice sthethescope and put it on her private area and started rubbing like how I'd seen the doctor do to me when he checked to see if the scope was working. She told me it felt good. Me being a 'doctor' kept on rubbing thinking that it was a doctor's duty to make people feel good. I kept on going until she kicked me w/ her leg and shivered. I got scared for a moment not knowing she had her first orgasm. I was about to cry at that point until she told me it was ok since I made her feel really good. She wanted to do the same for me. Since I was already naked, this was easily done and she masturbated me by rubbing my penis (roughly) w/ the scope. I orgasmed as well but I managed to pee since, being 6, I hadn't started puberty to produce any semen yet. We quickly dressed up since we might get in trouble not knowing that had her parents known we were playing doctor (and clothed) in the first place, she would've been spanked a LOT as we found out the next time we tried to play doctor. Nevertheless, now that we knew how good we could make each other feel, we continued to explore each other until she moved away when she was 16. She was my first and my best. She taught me a lot about lust, love, and friendship. All the knowledge she'd given me has helped me immensely in my future relationships w/ women

Hott. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

You were the girl best friend, weren't you Sargette?

[Sgt PSN]

I'm bored as hell but these made me laugh:

I took a massive shtein in the office toilet. It got clogged and wouldn't go down after 2 more flushes, so I said "farg this" and just left it there. The other toilet was clogged too, so I guess that probably got them to do something about it.

I like him, I think he uses me to boost his ego. If I don't get to farg him tonight though, I'll try like hell to farg someone else.

sometimes I go to resteraunts and beat off with the condiments

Think about that one the next time you ask for some mayo.

In a perfect world women would be nothing but slaves and farg toys.

I am a specialist 3rd class in the USMC, and I just got back from Iraq and a week before I left, my sergeant ordered me to shoot 12 Iraqi children in the face. I don't know how I did it. He hid the bodies. Nobody knows we did it...

This would almost be believable except that there's no such thing as a Specialist 3rd Class......in any branch of service. 

[Dillen]

I have a hidden video camera in my bathroom (and bedroom) to catch my one-night-stands, and one time a neighbor was over with his 10 year old son and I forgot I had the recorders going. His kid went into the bathroom and actually masturbated, and he was crazy, he was all over the room in all kinds of positions.

I was so ashamed, and erased over it. Yet a little intrigued. Where do kids learn that?

Im only attracted to the guys who drink and smoke pot. I dont do either, be for some reason i want to start. I dont because I dont want to blow at volleyball. I am also attracted to guys if i think they will beat me.

[The BIGSTUD]

 

I was wondering where this topic went.

[Sgt PSN]

Uh, it was about 5 topics up from the bottom of the page. 

[Dillen]

Uh, it was about 5 topics up from the bottom of the page. 

Because some dickbag bumped it like 2 weeks ago.

[Sgt PSN]

That's right.  It was some extremeskins doosh. 

[Feva]

I'm 14 and want a dog to farg me

[General_Failure]

At least he doesn't want a guy in a dog costume. God damned furries are sick people.

[MDS]

I secretely had a sex change and my hermaphodite girl/boy friend thinks im cheating on them with a pumpkin.

I like this guy named Trevor, but I don't think he likes me. I want to one day be with him, and father his children. He reminds me of E.T.

I'm on the wrestling team at my high school and at practice a few days ago, my friend stuck his fingers in my butt and it kind of turned me on so I asked him if he was interested in guys and he said yes so we had sex and now we are together! I like squirrels and smoothies.

If I had aids, I would farg every person I see, legally or not, just to spead the virus.

I am attracted to plus-size women, and I don't mind it. Eat up, fatty!

its not gay if you don't cum.

im a 19 yr old female, i have no friends no job and no life.

sometimes i go to this one street downtown and knife sluts to make me feel better about myself.