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Started by rjs246, November 11, 2005, 04:04:54 PM

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rjs246

Quote from: NGM on November 28, 2005, 03:58:15 PM
How many sisters talk to their brothers about their periods?

Seven?
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Two example of how not to be a good older sibling:

1 (bad).
QuoteI stole my 8-year-old brother's money he recieved for first communion ($350 dollars) and bought a half ounce of good skunky pot, some coke, 5 hits of acid and a box of condoms.

I had a great night.

I dont feel that guilty because he was 8.

2 (worse).
QuoteI confess that I murdered my baby sister, not a day goes by when I think of her. What seemed like a good idea back then, now haunts me like a nightmare. I am deeply considering to end my own life, atleast I would regain just a little bit of honour...


rjs246

Quotei am currently trying to download a jenna jameson file labeled "two blonde lesbians in a bathroom." i am a heterosexual female. i dunno...i just think it's hot.

I've seen that scene, and let me tell you. It is extremely hot. Porn-on sister.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

rjs246

QuoteI just went on a date with a girl and I cant remember her name

Quotei once tested a stungun on my friend without his permission.

Quotetonight i saw scrotum.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

rjs246

QuoteEveryone on this message board hates me. I hate them too, I don't know why I keep going back there... No matter how much of a point to get on their ass, they always just blow it over with a "nobody likes you".

Stupid jerks.

Hahahahahaaha... oh the irony.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee


PoopyfaceMcGee

Quotei like to put rats and mice in the microwave and watch them blow up.

Quotei once set a dog on fire for 10 dollars.

Quoteone time in kindergarden I fell off the slide and I blamed it on a black girl in my class. She cried and had to sit in the hall.

NGM

Quote from: rjs246 on November 28, 2005, 04:19:41 PM
Quotei am currently trying to download a jenna jameson file labeled "two blonde lesbians in a bathroom." i am a heterosexual female. i dunno...i just think it's hot.

I've seen that scene, and let me tell you. It is extremely hot. Porn-on sister.

Is that the same one where they are in a restaurant and one of them drops a napkin?  Cause thats the best ever.
Fletch:  Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

General_Failure

Quote from: rjs246 on November 28, 2005, 04:19:41 PM
Quotei am currently trying to download a jenna jameson file labeled "two blonde lesbians in a bathroom." i am a heterosexual female. i dunno...i just think it's hot.

I've seen that scene, and let me tell you. It is extremely hot. Porn-on sister.

It really is.

The man. The myth. The legend.

Wingspan

Quotei'm sometimes paranoid that other people have posted some of this stuff for me.
:-D
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Feva

QuoteI just pissed all over myself and drank some too.
QuoteI pick my nose in the car and eat it. I actually read that it was good for the imumne system.
These two need to get together.

QuoteIm gay. Im gay. and i dance around in a gay gay way.
I see ol' Chuggie has found his way over to the site.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

rjs246

QuoteOnce when my friend was asleep, i sat over him and dangled my testicles over his mouth. Then I punched him in the throat, and when he opened his mouth to grasp for air, I stuffed my balls in his mouth.

This made me laugh pretty hard.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Tomahawk

Quote from: rjs246 on November 30, 2005, 09:39:26 AM
QuoteOnce when my friend was asleep, i sat over him and dangled my testicles over his mouth. Then I punched him in the throat, and when he opened his mouth to grasp for air, I stuffed my balls in his mouth.

This made me laugh pretty hard.

What the Motherfarg? That guy was begging to get his nuts chomped off.

rjs246

#178
QuoteI am disgusted by fat people. They are lazy, food-craving eyesores with no willpower to reverse their offensive appearance.

I also have no sympathy for the homeless. They are worthless.

Word.

QuoteEleven years ago, when I was ten years old, my best friend moved out of the state. The day he left my mom baught a Ninja Turtle I was supposed to give him. When I got to his going away party he said something that pissed me off so I punched him in the face, threw him in a pine tree, took back the Ninja Turtle, and went home. I told my mom that he gave me the same toy as an early birthday present. I never saw him again. Sorry Zach.

Good form.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MadMarchHare

QuoteI've confessed on Group Hug before, but I can't stop hating my state. I am disgusted with Hawaiian people, local people in general. I hate the fact that they think Hawaii is the best state. I hate the fact that they hate Caucasians, when Caucasians were the ones who MADE this retarted island part of the United States. I hate it when they talk in their own little slang language. It's illiterate andit shows the rest of America how stupid this state can really be.

I hate Jasmine Trias as well. Hawaii is a cheater when it comes to American Idol. The state wanted to be big, so they decided to vote before American Idol even showed here. But my state doesn't get that they will never be the best state. They will always lag. They don't know when to give up.

I also hate this one school. It is a Hawaiians-only private
school. They even have their own T.V. channel. I just want to beat those aloha shirt-wearing
Romes up and ship them off to Samoa. I wish that I could tell that to all the Hawaiian people's faces, but I can't because
I know that the Hawaiians will send Samoan girls to mob me and beat me to death.

DonHo?
Anyone but Reid.