Grouphug

[Wingspan]

Right, so I've been using linux for the past year, and I've noticed some changes. I know that everyone says that once you switch, you'll experience some changes, but I didn't think they'd be so extensive. For example before when I was using the greatest OS in the world, Microsoft's Windows XP, I engaged in purely heterosexual activities. Since my switch to linux, I've not gotten any straight sex at all, furthermore I seem to enjoy alot of anal sex and getting pounded in the ass by a large black man excites me. I never had these homosexual experiences / feelings before my switch to linux. Linux has ruined my life, and if you switch, I hope it doesn't ruin yours, anyways I have to go get pounded up the ass now.

ha

[rjs246]

On the outside I'm very humble, but inside, I know I rule a lot.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I am, in fact, a famous singer that practically everyone knows. I have had so many sexual partners by the time I was twenty, that it's not even funny. I once made love with a famous actor (I won't give any specifics other than he was in the movie X-Men/X-2 and some others). We did it in a hotel room in New York numerous times and I actually got pregnant by him, but I miscarried. I never told him.

It's great to reveal such a secret.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

[rjs246]

I´m dating three girls at the same time Each one of them seems to have a crush on me. I like them all in a way, but not everything about each one of them. What I mean is that each one of these girls have something I like. The first one is very good-looking and has a great body. The second one is very funny and intelligent and we laugh a lot together. The third one is very horny and has a nice flat and shteinloads of money (rich dad). So I combine the positive parts like a jig-saw!
Man, I´m horrible!

Hey, no fair. This guy cracked the code.

[rjs246]

i want to stick my finger into my boyfriend's cat's vagina.

it really is the cutest, most seductive cat i've ever met.
i'm even kind of jealous of it because the cat obviously has a crush on my boyfriend.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

i stuck a banana in my anus the other day, and i have to say that it felt extremely good, too bad all the blood ruined the activity.

im male 28 years old straight and i just love wearing thongs (made for men)

My boyfriend won't eat me out and i'm desperate. I try to get his dogs to do it. They won't lick my clit eaither. So i'm so horny i' ve masturbated 3 times this morning all ready

[rjs246]

I rampantly shagged the shtein out of my clearly terrified uncle when I was 10.

I just snorted from laughing at this.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Every time I shower I just stand there. I dont think I've actually "washed " myself since iwas little..
No one has ever said anything, or given me strange looks.. so i guess I don't reek.

oh well

I have an unhealthy obsession with ocelots. Their beautiful coats and milky eyes just turn me on. I found myself starting to touch myself at work while reading about ocelots... I think I might be one of those plushie people or maybe beastiality.

I want my own ocelot

one time I had sex with my best friends girlfriend, another time I made out with another best friends girlfriend, and right now I just farted while typing this. I should just stop farting and continue on doing the other things.

I got a penal enlargement. Finally I am able to blow my own dick. It felt good.

[rjs246]

I have signed up one of my co-workers for a Rainbow Bright fan listing.

Ha.

I used to believe that I was an angel and I had wings. It was just back fat. I can't fly.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I've recently realized all the people I know who I really dislike somehow remind me of myself.

my boyfriend ate me out while i was on the phone with my grandmother.

I hate retarded people. They are ugly and I don't like them. I wish that we could put them on a rocket and shoot them into the sun.

[rjs246]

i am addicted to crack. i cant help myself. i just gotta have crack. i once spent 100,000 dollars in one day all on crack. i need help.

That's a lot of crack.

One time i had a wet dream while i was spending the night at a friends house, Im SO GLAD that I brought an extra pair of boxers that day...I'm not even sure what the dream was about but his dog was giving me a funny look when i woke up

Theres this girl that i know...ONE OF THESE DAYS IM GOING TO GROPE THE shtein OUTA HER! When that day comes I can die happy...but until that day its me and my right hand

Romance at its finest.

[rjs246]

I've added a second confession. Try not to judge me too harshly...

[rjs246]

Last one today, I promise.

My friend and I had a bonfire in this old dryer we brought back there months ago. We didn't know there was a colony of fieldmice living in there... so we scooped up a few escaping ones and threw them back in.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

i like to masturbate when i play counter-strike. there, i said it!

i act really cynical and sarcastic all the time and tell people i'm an emotionless monster. the truth is i get choked up and cry like all the time: during songs, tv commercials, even particularly uplifting movie previews.

I like to dance naked in front of my blind stepsister mostly because I don't believe she is really blind. One time I was dancing in front of her...totally naked...and got all shifty eyed.

[T_Section224]

I've added a second confession. Try not to judge me too harshly...

ha, now that is funny, and truly a rjs post.