Grouphug

[StevieLeftCollege]

im 17 (f) and i can bend down and lick my own Hoyda.. its so amazing.. its so much better than sex.. i do it every night... im really flexible coz ive been doing gymnastics since i was 4

[StevieLeftCollege]

i was at my girlfrends place and she went to hav a shower.. her dog was there so i started to jack it off and i gave it a blow job. now i give my own dog blow jobs for the fun of it. my girlfrend hasnt found out yet. i still kiss her even though ive had dog cum in my mouth

[rjs246]

I'm attracted to cockerspaniels and sometimes masterbate to their pics. Maybe someday it might go all the way.

I watched the Hawaii vs. Houston Bowl game..damn im a sinner. they both are horrific.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I know this guy, see, Gasnoo. The thing is, I actually don't know him. I know that him and Susan get in the pants, though. Susan is a man's name in my country.

i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance

I like the Ramones a lot, but i don't ever say that because now stupid little Hot Topic shopping "punk" kids wear their shirts like a preppy kid wears Gap. They don't even listen to the Ramones and they wear the shirts cause that's the punk thing to do. I hate those little motherfargers. They're all really stupid and they need to get over themselves or die.

i made out with a japanese girl last night that had the body of 9 year old boy. no tits and tiny tiny body.. im almost 7 feet tall. i think if we had sex i would have murdered her vagina.

[Geowhizzer]

I know this guy, see, Gasnoo. The thing is, I actually don't know him. I know that him and Susan get in the pants, though. Susan is a man's name in my country.

i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance

I like the Ramones a lot, but i don't ever say that because now stupid little Hot Topic shopping "punk" kids wear their shirts like a preppy kid wears Gap. They don't even listen to the Ramones and they wear the shirts cause that's the punk thing to do. I hate those little motherfargers. They're all really stupid and they need to get over themselves or die.

[Feva]

I get off on being able to control attractive girls while maintaining no emotional attatchment to them whatsoever.

Welcome to my world.

Aren't you, like, married now?  Nice try, poser!

Yeah, but what part of "no emotional attatchment whatsoever" don't you understand?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Oh, snap!

[rjs246]

Once I tried to impress a girl by reciting pi to 30 decimal places. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Nerd.

[rjs246]

I had a painful, red bump on my neck. I thought it was just a run of the mill zit, but it refused to pop. Finally, I got to looking at it in the mirror while I had a pin, and could barely see a dark thing right below the surface. I picked at it with the pin and pulled up this loop of black hair. I continued to pull and eventually removed a 3 inch long ingrown hair. After the hair was pulled off, a large quantity of pus and dark material came out. I confess that I have perched on my counter with a pin searching in vain for another satisfying, ingrown hair to liberate.

[T_Section224]

that was certainly you rjs!

[rjs246]

i'm so drunk i cant even type.

Man, don't I wish.

[rjs246]

One day I'm going to snap, and I don't want to be unarmed when I do.

Ha.

[rjs246]

i like to deficate in my hand and smear it in my hair when i bathe. i can't stop. i tried to get my girlfriend to shower with me so i would avoid that business...but i did it and smeared it in her hair. she cried. we're no longer speaking.

[rjs246]

i want to genetically engineer a dragon with a long penis.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Gotta love the hustle & bustle at the office the week of Thanksgiving.