Grouphug

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I'm a bitch when it comes to rodents. I don't like'em and probably will scream like a teenage girl when I see one.

I wasn't aware you were capable of screaming in any other fashion, Chuggie.

[Tomahawk]

I spend most of my time at work playing online poker and looking at porn.

Im a well paid employee in a corporate environment and I feel bad about it because my employers have invested so much time and money in me.

Im also married and have children and I know if I ever got caught I'd get fired and I couldn't support them...I can't seem to quit though.

Which one of you posted that?

[rjs246]

I farged a horse once.

Indeed.

i enjoy calling people stillupfronts

iwas having sex with my girlfriend and her sister walked in and joined in i cant look at either one of them the same anymore

Quite a problem. I'll thank my lucky stars I don't have that kind of problem tonight. Plllbbbbtt.

[SunMo]

Fat chicks are farging gross. They should all be killed or something, like fed to eachother. I'm a stud and only beautiful women are capable of receiving my love. So the ugly ones should just go die.

rjs??

I trapped a mouse and shot it to death with an air rifle. I don't feel guilty because it ate my macaroni. I think that it would have been quite a painless death, compared to some of the other things I had in mind. I really like my macaroni.

rad

[rjs246]

I have pictures of the Olsen twins, from when they were around 12 yrs old, in my underpants all day long

Awesome

[SunMo]

I'm a guy who can't get laid. I'm 17 and I feel like a loser for not getting any. I jack off everyday

MDS?

i was in the shower and my girlfriend rang... what she dusnt know when we were ment to be having phone sex i was having sex with the girl next door

well played

i love fire crotches

don't we all?

[rjs246]

My life is in crisis. I feel I have been somehow violated. My boyfriend attacked my ears with his unwashed cock and balls. I no longer can listen to Westlife - Flying Without Wings in the same way. I want to leave him but I fear I will no longer get another partner cause of my ear damage...

[rjs246]

I finally confessed to something...

[rjs246]

Every time i use the public restroom, i am complelled to remove all my clothes. I just cant stop, it's my fettish to glance over at the other people urinating while in the nude.

I'm always just walking around the office looking at things other people have, wondering what they would feel like in my butt.

[Feva]

i've done my ex-girlfriends homework and essays in exchange for blowjobs and i've done the same for her twin sister in exchange for money.

See... being a nerd does have its advantages.

I dream of farging and sucking the brains out of my sister.

See what I deal with here in GA?  I guarantee you this guy's trailer sits no further than 25 miles from my house.

I get off on being able to control attractive girls while maintaining no emotional attatchment to them whatsoever.

Welcome to my world.

I wish i didn't have sex with banana's, but the feeling of their insides mushing around my meatcicle makes me hot.

Somewhere... Gwen Stafani is smiling.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I get off on being able to control attractive girls while maintaining no emotional attatchment to them whatsoever.

Welcome to my world.

Aren't you, like, married now?  Nice try, poser!

[SunMo]

I finally confessed to something...

that's hot.

[rjs246]

sometimes i stick my fist up my ass and do jazz hands, sort of.

[rjs246]

I was getting really sick of a neighbour's white fluffy cat taking dumps in our garden, so I decided to get revenge on it.

One day, I grabbed it and stuck it into a bucket filled with water and green food colouring I found in the cupboard. It struggled for a bit, but when it came out it was bright, lurid green. It ran off and an hour later, the doorbell rang and it was our neighbour with the green cat under his arm wanting to know if it was me who had dyed it.

I laughed so much I nearly choked to death. I think he might have guessed that it was me.

[rjs246]

i'm not vegan anymore, and i was over the top pushy about it to other people when i was for a long time. now i love meat.

Word.

I was taking a shower and was too lazy to get out and get the toilet soking wet so I went poop in the shower and smashed it with the bottom of my moms jumbo sized expensive professinal beauty supply shampoo into the drain grill well i guess i didnt do a good enough job cleaning it my mom found out and told the whole family and beat me up when i was sleeping

a few nights ago i had a sexual dream about my sister. i posted it on the atnw boards and people kept telling me to do something about it. so i did. i made a move, and she didn't like it.

I jizzed on my dog's butt. he licked it off. i think he liked it.