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rjs246 · November 18, 2005, 03:59:47 PM

Quote from: phattymatty on November 18, 2005, 03:56:47 PM
I have a secret desire for all people with an I.Q. of 115 or higher to rule the planet, people with an I.Q. between 100-115 to be slaves, and people with an I.Q. of less than 100 to be forced to participate in warfare or be turned into fertilizer.

Holy shtein. I could have written that. Only it's not a secret.

phattymatty · November 18, 2005, 04:03:53 PM

I confess, I've had a few beers already.

rjs246 · November 18, 2005, 04:04:18 PM

Quote from: phattymatty on November 18, 2005, 04:03:53 PM
I confess, I've had a few beers already.

I confess. I hate you.

PoopyfaceMcGee · November 18, 2005, 04:05:17 PM

I'm a functional alcoholic today, minus the "functional" part.

SunMo · November 18, 2005, 04:07:38 PM

i need a beer, desperately.

rjs246 · November 18, 2005, 04:08:06 PM

QuoteSometimes I stick my finger so far up my nose that I pass out

PoopyfaceMcGee · November 18, 2005, 04:08:49 PM

Quote from: Sun_Mo on November 18, 2005, 04:07:38 PM
i need a beer, desperately.

That reminds me... I think I'll run downstairs and grab a fresh, cold one.

Mmmmm... beer...

SunMo · November 18, 2005, 04:09:59 PM

why are you on the internet at home? you should be drinking, playing video games, and watching porn.

oh yeah, and eating tacos too.

PoopyfaceMcGee · November 18, 2005, 04:10:35 PM

Quotei once made love to a jar of mayonase

The choice of words is key here. I mean... if you "farged" a jar of mayonase (sic), there are many better ways to confess that. I think the guy/girl had to confess, because s/he felt true emotion with the white goop.

Tomahawk · November 18, 2005, 04:11:11 PM

Apparently this is the only thread that I can read or post on. That sucks. Or maybe rules as now I don't have to read your inane babble about beer.

I got so drunk last night that I didn't wake up until 11:00 AM CST. I haven't done that in a while.

phattymatty · November 18, 2005, 04:11:41 PM

i decided today that i only work friday mornings now. and my job was cool with it. if only there were people to drink with in the early afternoon. not that i mind drinking alone for pre-game.

PoopyfaceMcGee · November 18, 2005, 04:12:25 PM

Quote from: Sun_Mo on November 18, 2005, 04:09:59 PM
why are you on the internet at home?

None of my team is close to my local offices anymore. They're scattered all over the country. So, I officially work at home full-time. I usually don't drink on the job, but my wife got home early today and brought a beer upstairs for me.

StevieLeftCollege · November 19, 2005, 03:11:08 AM

QuoteTonight Im gonna go out with an older man and he will pay me 150 dollars "for my time." Basically we are gonna have all kinds of crazy sex and It will be great. Then I will get money for it.

Im a young 18 yr old guy as well.

StevieLeftCollege · November 19, 2005, 03:12:54 AM

QuoteI smoked rock with a 13 year old. Then we got drunk and I thought it would be cool to steal his dads car. I drove back to the crack dealers house and his dad was there in his wife's Blazer buying crack.

StevieLeftCollege · November 19, 2005, 03:13:24 AM

QuoteThis hot Chinese girl came into my office today looking for advice on a job offer she received. I wrote down all of the things she should say to negotiate with the other company. That was with my left hand. With my right hand I had my penis out of my pants and was stroking it under my desk while gazing into her face just three feet away.