Grouphug

[rjs246]

I have had sexual intercourse my dog's best friend.

[mussa]

 

wtf

[JTrotter Fan]

I finally confessed to something...

How long did it take til they posted it?

[rjs246]

I finally confessed to something...

How long did it take til they posted it?

I think it went up right away. At least I could link to it right away.

[JTrotter Fan]

Sweet!

[rjs246]

I can only reach an orgasm if an old episode of Charles in Charge is playing in the backround

[SunMo]

what do you think the percentage of shtein on there is BS?  i say 96%

[rjs246]

what do you think the percentage of shtein on there is BS?  i say 96%

At least. I don't care. It's awesome.

[SunMo]

At least. I don't care. It's awesome.

yeah, real or fake, it's tremendous either way.

[rjs246]

Real.

I watched Jay and Silent Bob and now I smoke weed. I rule!

Fake.

i have this crush on a 71 year old man i know i shouldnt coz im only 12 but i just want him in my bed

Hilarious joke.

When I was little, a guy pulled up in his car and started masturbating in front of me as a joke then drove off. I've never told a soul.

when I shtein I eat it , And put it in my pillow case to smell it all night, it smells like shtein

Wow. Just, wow.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Ah, the bliss of marriage:

Once after my wife of 5 years and I had an arguement, I farted on her when she was asleep. It was a wet fart.

Then I wiped my seamen into her hair. I don't feel guilty about this at all.

I slept with my bestfriend's husband. I feel bad that I did that to my friend, but the sex was amazing!

[Sgt PSN]

Ewww. 

my girlfriend started to grow a bit of a mustache and at first i was kinda upset. but then it filled in a bit and i like the way it tickeled my nose when we kissed

I love this girl. 

i have always been extrememly against anything that has to do with anal sex. but my exboyfriend, who i still farg, has recently started fingering my ass. and i love it. i want him to do me in the ass so bad.

Yet I find this girl to posess a very attractive outlook on life.

i split up with my boyfriend. i love him more than he'll ever know. but i hate him at the same time. i'll have to go back to one-night stands. i thought i was over all that

[Sgt PSN]

I always wonder what bigots are hiding in their heads. I think many of them are suffering from a insecurity complex, displaced by inherent hatred for that object. They usually aren't the ones to be feared for doing something awful, however. The ones to be feared are the ones who view themselves above others, the megalomaniacs; people like Hitler or Stalin or Rosie O'Donnell.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Wow:

i live with my grandparents and sometimes i want to go to my grandmothers room at night an beat her in the head til shes dead and rape her

rjs, check your fridge:

i took a poop in a ziplock bag and put it in the back of my friends refrigerator. whenever i go over to his place i check to see if it is still there. it's been there for 6 months now. it's all moldy and stuff now.

[phattymatty]

I have a secret desire for all people with an I.Q. of 115 or higher to rule the planet, people with an I.Q. between 100-115 to be slaves, and people with an I.Q. of less than 100 to be forced to participate in warfare or be turned into fertilizer.