Eckel: Akers Out At Least A Month; Walker Out On Sunday

[MadMarchHare]

Bullshtein they don't get rusty.  Besides, he's gonna be coming back from a torn muscle in his plant leg.  Trusting that in the playoffs doesn't appeal to me.  We need more fatmen for the Dline anyway.  IR Akers.

[WEST is GOD]

First of all 8-12 weeks wasn't even released by the team yet. Second of all, history shows when kickers get hurt and come back, their FG% doesn't drop or anything like that.

[General_Failure]

I would hope it doesn't farging drop, he's been awful this year.

[Rome]

Screw putting him on IR.

BURN HIM!

[MDS]

He should be ready to go 2nd round of playoffs (we'll have a bye). Keep him. Its worth it. You need a 45 yarder to win the game. You want Todd France or David Akers? Yea. I thought so. Shut up.

[General_Failure]

He's gonna kick a lot of 45 yarders when that hammy goes on him again.

[Rome]

He should be ready to go 2nd round of playoffs (we'll have a bye). Keep him. Its worth it. You need a 45 yarder to win the game. You want Todd France or David Akers? Yea. I thought so. Shut up.

If we can't burn Akers, can we burn someone else then?

How about Michael Irvin?  Or that fat POS Tuna?  Charred tuna sounds nice.

[MDS]

He can when he's healthy. Better than France. You know it.

[General_Failure]

When healthy, he's better than just about everyone. However, when he comes back I have no faith that he'll be 100% healthy.

[MDS]

Well its a risk I'm willing to take.

[General_Failure]

Good for you. Have a cookie.

[MDS]

I don't want a cookie. I want a hamburger.

[General_Failure]

We're out of hamburgers. Akers used them to ice down his bumb leg.

[MDS]

Fine, I'll take a pack of hot dog buns.

[General_Failure]

Oh, you don't want those ...