2005 Point & Laugh At The taterskins Thread

Started by PhillyPhreak54, August 20, 2005, 09:15:22 AM

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PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: MDS on October 16, 2005, 10:26:33 PM
Art pictorials!!  :-D



He's the oafish doofus behind Burnell in the Skins shirt with his arms at his side.

PG can take him.  :paranoid

He's staring at Raymer's ass.

MDS

I'm telling you. The covering games, linkage with taterskins.com, interviews with various members of the franchise, private pow-wows with Jurgenson....the dude thinks hes hot shtein.

Someone needs to slap him up and remind him he runs a stupid message board for a bunch of clueless whining bitches
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyPhreak54

He thought he was hot shtein before he started doing this. Now its reached a vomit inducing level.

He reminds me of the dude in the NFL Shop commercials who hides in the dirty laundry basket to sniff jocks and suck on mouthpieces.

MDS

Except he has his mouth permantley attached to Gibbs' unit.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyPhreak54

Indeed.

He douses "Coach" with Gatorade after each reach around.

PhillyPhreak54

Meanwhile...

Their defense still can't force turnovers
Their defense still can't sack opposing QBs
Clinton Portis has not scored a TD since December of 2004
Mark Brunell has throw the ball 94 times the last 2 weeks (53-DEN & 41-KC)
Lavar Arrington and his $12M cap number continue to ride the bench

Cerevant

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 17, 2005, 01:40:40 AM
Lavar Arrington and his $12M cap number continue to ride the bench
I think the Eagles should work a deal for Arrington for this reason alone - I'd like to see the 'skins carry 30-40% of the cap burden for the birds roster.  Aren't they saying the same things about Lavar that they said about Trotter?  Undiciplined, bum knee, freelancer...sounds like fresh meat for JJ.

C
An ad hominem fallacy consists of asserting that someone's argument is wrong and/or he is wrong to argue at all purely because of something discreditable/not-authoritative about the person or those persons cited by him rather than addressing the soundness of the argument itself.

Rome

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Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 16, 2005, 10:03:24 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on October 16, 2005, 09:51:13 PM
Art = Tattoo



More like Twiky:



Bee-dee-bee-dee-bee-dee... the Skins suck, Buck.

Rome

Quote from: MDS on October 17, 2005, 01:14:00 AM
Someone needs to slap him up and remind him he runs a stupid message board for a bunch of clueless whining bitches

Uhhh...   :paranoid  we're still talking about Art here, right man?


terpseagles

Quote from: Bigskinbauer on October 14, 2005, 03:52:41 PM
Quote from: terpseagles on October 14, 2005, 08:59:17 AM
No answer archer ?  Huh, you Skins fans have more in common w/ the Extremehomers than you think.....
so do you, damn over 650 posts over there, i got over 100 here and that is a hell of a lot but to post 650 times at ES is just crazy

well, seeing as how you went through all the trouble to research me and my post count over on ES, did you also notice that I've been a member there since Feb. of '03 ?  That's about 32 months.  So then I'm sure you realized that it works out to less than 25 posts a month over there.... which I'm sure you know is less than 1 post per day. 

But hey, thanks for noticing.

Beermonkey

Quote from: Bigskinbauer on October 16, 2005, 11:26:06 PM
he put a piece of shtein article up on taterskins.com, i didn't think he looked like that, i was thinking thin but tall ???

Here's a better one taken when his lip herpes flared up.


T_Section224

i'm sure if i could view it i'd appreciate the picture...
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Beermonkey

Quote from: T_Section224 on October 17, 2005, 11:02:57 AM
i'm sure if i could view it i'd appreciate the picture...

You would, he's very attractive in it.

rjs246

The taterskins being competetive is really starting to make my goddamned blood boil. I farging hate that whole goddamned team.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MadMarchHare

Quote from: Beermonkey on October 17, 2005, 10:54:59 AM
Quote from: Bigskinbauer on October 16, 2005, 11:26:06 PM
he put a piece of shtein article up on taterskins.com, i didn't think he looked like that, i was thinking thin but tall ???

Here's a better one taken when his lip herpes flared up.



I can see why the blondies think he's the shizznit :-D
Anyone but Reid.