2005 Point & Laugh At The taterskins Thread

[Sgt PSN]

You talking about Farmer Fran?

[General_Failure]

He likes to see homos naked.

[MDS]

You talking about Farmer Fran?

yea. thats it.

[Bigskinbauer]

he put a piece of shtein article up on taterskins.com, i didn't think he looked like that, i was thinking thin but tall

[General_Failure]

I love the big urine stain on his pants.

[SD_Eagle5]

I love the big urine stain on his pants.

I think it's a banana in his pocket, or maybe he's just happy to be on the Skins sideline. 

[Sgt PSN]

He likes to see homos naked.

  Different movie but funny none the less. 

[MDS]

If he creamed his pants over that, imagine what he did when he had a private cigar smoke with Sonny Jergunson and Larry Michael.

[Sgt PSN]

If he creamed his pants over that, imagine what he did when he had a private cigar smoke with Sonny Jergunson and Larry Michael.

I'll leave the homo erotic fantasies up to you. 

[MDS]

I'm not the one who has a chode 

[SD_Eagle5]

Urban definition of Chode

Never knew what it was 

[Sgt PSN]

I'm not the one who has a chode

We already knew that but thanks for sharing. 

[Sgt PSN]

Urban definition of Chode

Never knew what it was

  #8 makes me laugh.

We all know the literal translation. But most people use it as a derogatory term for somone who thinks they are WAY cooler than they really are.

Ryan Seacrest and Carson Daly... perfect examples

I think it's safe to add MDS to that list. 

MDS = Choda Boy

[MDS]

  Orgazmo was a fantastic movie.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Art went to the game, kept a blog and has gotten very cocky

It hurts to lose, wah wah wah

What a douche...

Procession of players starts. High number -- couple dozen -- or so of fans getting autographs. Am approached by a couple asking if I'm with the team. Neither is a hot, blonde chick. Both are men. So, I say, "I'm just a groupie the team lets hang around. You know what I mean." The response, "Yeah, man, this is soooooo cool." They were right.

Watching the Notre Dame game. Guy asks what team is here. I say "The taterskins," though I'm in full gear, so what his problem was I do not know. Older lady with him thought all the players looked so nice. Dressed well. Younger lady in the area shows extreme interest in the Art. I'm now convinced a single man can get laid utilizing one of the following routines:

1. Pretend to be gay.
2. Have a puppy with you.
3. Have a baby with you.
4. Be in team gear in the team hotel and have people think you're, "With the team."

Mark Brunell and Patrick Ramsey walk by. I mention to Mark we spoke last week. Blank look. Extremeskins.com. Small smile. Thumbs up

Brunell wanted to punch him in the face, I bet.

Patrick Ramsey and Mark Brunell wander by again. Ramsey seems amused by baby in taterskins gear. Amused or terrified, can't really tell you. I holler at him to tell his brother Brandon to come on the site more. He seemed reasonably amused.

By now Brunell must be thinking about a restraining order. I know I would be.

Gregg Williams coming through. I go up to him to introduce myself. "Hello, Coach Williams. We just wanted to thank you for the interview you did with me on Extremeskins." He shook my hand, even pulled me a little closer and said, "Yeah, Art." I didn't want to get in his way, and wished him luck, but, I could tell he would probably have spent a few minutes with me. He and Gibbs really have shown the know and appreciate the site.

Pulled you close, eh? Was that a playchart in his pocket, Art? Or was he just happy to see you?

Bram comes up to continue chat about Arrington. Good exchange. Private convo, so you don't get to know.

Oooooh. F'ing show-off.