Tom Cruise All Wet.

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Wingspan

#60
October 06, 2005, 07:58:27 AM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on October 05, 2005, 11:55:13 PM
Katie Holmes pregnant?

Ridiculous.  Next thing you'll tell me is that there's a Britney Spears sex tape out there......

farker  ;)
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MDS

#61
October 06, 2005, 08:03:31 AM
Quote from: The Waco Kid on October 06, 2005, 02:03:29 AM
Mmmmmmmmm...Britney's boobies.

white trash people having sex?
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mussa

#62
October 06, 2005, 12:11:18 PM
i hope the baby gets abducted by aliens and then they shoot the baby back down to earth after ass raping it and it hits tom cruise on the head and they both explode.  oh sweet joy. 
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rjs246

#63
October 06, 2005, 12:12:25 PM
Quote from: mussa on October 06, 2005, 12:11:18 PM
i hope the baby gets abducted by aliens and then they shoot the baby back down to earth after ass raping it and it hits tom cruise on the head and they both explode.  oh sweet joy. 

word.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

rjs246

#64
October 07, 2005, 01:48:12 PM
I just thought of something. Wasn't she claiming to be a virgin when they started dating? And now she's pregnant. Jesus, glad I wasn't the one to snag her cherry. That's one fertile bitch.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#65
October 07, 2005, 01:57:22 PM
No, she wasn't claiming to be a virgin before this.  She was also engaged to Chris Klein for a while.

Plus, she showed her titties in "The Gift".

mussa

#66
October 07, 2005, 02:06:26 PM
shes disgusting. 
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rjs246

#67
October 07, 2005, 02:08:07 PM
Quote from: mussa on October 07, 2005, 02:06:26 PM
shes disgusting. 

You are very wrong about that. She's smokin'. But she's dating crazy and her stock has plummeted accordingly.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Rome

#68
October 07, 2005, 02:19:05 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on October 05, 2005, 04:46:39 PM
Nicole Kidman has to love that everyone now knows she's barren.

Not to mention Mimi Rogers & Penelope Cruz...

:-D

rjs246

#69
October 07, 2005, 02:22:13 PM
I think you're all heading down the wrong path... Tom Cruise is gay. Gay ass gay. This is either not his kid or he has gone to excessive lengths to silence the gay rumors by actually boning a woman.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Rome

#70
October 07, 2005, 02:31:26 PM
Maybe he got Travolta to pork the little nitwit?

You know those Scientologists...

:-*

Cerevant

#71
October 07, 2005, 02:44:43 PM
Somehow I think this plan is going out the window once she actually goes into labor:
QuoteHolmes urged to have 'silent birth'

It is reported that Katie Holmes is being urged to have a 'silent birth' when she has Tom Cruise's baby.

When the 27-year-old actress is wheeled into the delivery room, she will be under instructions not to cry or scream out, no matter how painful her labour.

The 'Dawson's Creek' star has reportedly agreed to convert from Catholicism to her fiancé's Church of Scientology, which insists on 'silent births' to avoid traumatising newborn babies.

Scientologists also believe in giving youngsters lie-detector tests, asking them to spy on their classmates and face cutting themselves off from family members if they are non-believers.

Holmes, who started dating Cruise in April, is thought to be three months pregnant.
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rjs246

#72
October 07, 2005, 02:48:53 PM
Celebrities are farging idiots.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

General_Failure

#73
October 07, 2005, 02:51:15 PM
That's really gonna be good for the biological father's ego. "She just pumped out a watermelon and didn't bat an eye. How can I compete with that?!"

The man. The myth. The legend.

Wingspan

#74
October 07, 2005, 02:52:26 PM
Quote from: Cerevant on October 07, 2005, 02:44:43 PM
Somehow I think this plan is going out the window once she actually goes into labor:
QuoteHolmes urged to have 'silent birth'

It is reported that Katie Holmes is being urged to have a 'silent birth' when she has Tom Cruise's baby.

When the 27-year-old actress is wheeled into the delivery room, she will be under instructions not to cry or scream out, no matter how painful her labour.

The 'Dawson's Creek' star has reportedly agreed to convert from Catholicism to her fiancé's Church of Scientology, which insists on 'silent births' to avoid traumatising newborn babies.

Scientologists also believe in giving youngsters lie-detector tests, asking them to spy on their classmates and face-cutting them selves off from family members if they are non-believers.

Holmes, who started dating Cruise in April, is thought to be three months pregnant.

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