Friday Caption Contest

[Father Demon]

Entries due by 2:30 PM Eastern:

[Phanatic]

Hisss handsth just look sso ssoft, I wonder if he uses palm olive?

[MURP]

"so this is where I grab the gays and give em a little Bush"

[mussa]

Photo shows Mr. Cheney performing a Jedi mindtrick on the President.

[General_Failure]

"So what we're going to do is relocate all the Mexicans to Utah. Then we're going to make Mexic into the world's second biggest Wal*Mart."

[Yeti]

"My balls are this big."

[General_Failure]

"So what you're saying is Arby's has a cheesburger this big now?"
"Mmm, that's a big cheeseburger."

[Wingspan]

Bush: So then I caught this orange round thing in my arm grabby things and threw it to a round thing with tied ropes hanging from it...
Cheney: I shtein smarter than you

[Greenfeather]

Entries due by 2:30 PM Eastern:

A concerned Dick Cheney contemplates whether or not he should run after the President dropped a container of Anthrax discovered on his Texas ranch.

[Yeti]

"If yer happy n ya know it clap your hands"

[Diomedes]

Freedom is like the air in my hands, you see?  It's there, you just can't see it.  What I mean is, is the enemy attacked freedom, which you can't always see.  It's like the air.  Trust me on this one.

[NGM]

"I once caught a weapon of mass destruction thiiiiiiiis big."

[Butchers Bill]

Bush: (In the words of Will Ferrell) "Strategery".

Cheney:  (to himself) "THIS guy is the president, and I"M the VICE President?"

[NGM]

Freedom is like the air in my hands, you see?  It's there, you just can't see it.  What I mean is, is the enemy attacked freedom, which you can't always see.  It's like the air.  Trust me on this one.

    That sounds suspiciously close to a David Cross routine on Bush.

[Diomedes]

Honestly, I have never heard any David Cross.  If it's that close though, then no one will believe me, so I'm farged again.