Friday Caption Contest

Started by Father Demon, April 29, 2005, 11:32:18 AM

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MURP

#15
April 29, 2005, 01:33:21 PM
you should pick up some Cross Dio, you would love it. 

mussa

#16
April 29, 2005, 01:42:58 PM
especially the bit on american flags and patriotism, hilarious.  :-D
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Father Demon

#17
April 29, 2005, 03:11:39 PM
The Corporate Entries:

1.  I swear, I caught a WMD and it was this big!  (ed. I didn't submit this one -- someone else at the office did.  Strange.)
2.  Until now Cheney had been able to convince himself that president bush wasn't the moron that everyone claimed he was......That was all before the brown belt, black watch affair
3.  ONE OF THE GREAT THINGS ABOUT BOOKS IS SOMETIMES THERE ARE SOME FANTASTIC PICTURES
4.  George Bush holds up an example of a Nuclear Missile he still believes Saddam Hussien has hidden in Iraq.
5.  Look, Dick, this is how you do the "Robot". 
6.  Dick, I can shrink Amurica's morale to this size!!
7.  Girl you looks good won't you back dat thang up.
8.  Freedom is like the air in my hands, you see?  It's there, you just can't see it.  What I mean is, is the enemy attacked freedom, which you can't always see.  It's like the air.  Trust me on this one.
9.  Ugh, my chest hurts
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Father Demon

#18
April 29, 2005, 04:15:23 PM
And the winner:

Congrats [Demon]:

Freedom is like the air in my hands, you see?  It's there, you just can't see it.  What I mean is, is the enemy attacked freedom, which you can't always see.  It's like the air.  Trust me on this one.



CF is funnier than everyone else in my office.  We should be so proud.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

General_Failure

#19
April 29, 2005, 04:19:17 PM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on April 29, 2005, 04:15:23 PM
GF is funnier than everyone else in my office. We should be so proud.

Fixed :)

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PoopyfaceMcGee

#20
April 29, 2005, 04:43:14 PM
OK, caption this one now:

Yeti

#21
April 29, 2005, 05:25:00 PM
I may be old, but I will tell you this much.  Superman wouldnt a cramped up in the Superbowl.
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PoopyfaceMcGee

#22
April 29, 2005, 05:35:12 PM
Simoneau:  "I hope I can get me one of them rings before they cut my ass."

PhillyGirl

#23
April 29, 2005, 05:44:12 PM
Ring guy..."Hmm, size 4 1/2 finger...same size as my granddaughter."
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

QB Eagles

#24
April 29, 2005, 07:56:18 PM
Now someone please teach "Superman" that the ball is not Kryptonite.

rjs246

#25
April 29, 2005, 11:35:59 PM
"Fine! I'll marry you. Anything to take my mind of of that weird red birthmark on your hairline."
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MDS

#26
March 17, 2006, 06:19:16 PM
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Tomahawk

#27
March 17, 2006, 06:32:39 PM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on April 29, 2005, 04:15:23 PM
And the winner:

Congrats [Demon]:

Freedom is like the air in my hands, you see?  It's there, you just can't see it.  What I mean is, is the enemy attacked freedom, which you can't always see.  It's like the air.  Trust me on this one.



CF is funnier than everyone else in my office.  We should be so proud.

I'm pretty sure Diomedes posted that you self-congratulatory ass.
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