the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Sgt PSN]

Rick Perry probably has a death warrant signed already

In Texas, I believe death warrants are issued along with birth certificates...just in case.

[Munson]

And neither is considered valid identification for voting, only your expired out of state gun license will do that.

[Diomedes]

White skin gets you in.

[General_Failure]

That's not just Texas, though.

[Rome]

http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/02/showbiz/ben-affleck-casino/

haha...

[Diomedes]

What is funny about that?

[Rome]

Argo farg yourself?

[Diomedes]

Still not laughing.

[Eagaholic]

Ben there done Matt?

[PhillyPhreak54]

It's funny bc they're sweating the money. Off strip joints and smaller places will sweat the cash like crazy. I like reading about counters taking down casinos for big hits. Counting isn't illegal but if they catch you they'll run you away from the table quick. Which sucks because the house has so many odds in their favor as soon as someone tries to level it up they're run.

I enjoy watching pit bosses sweat the dice when someone is on a hot roll. Have a shooter who has been throwing for more than an half an hour and the suits are hovering.

At NYNY once in Vegas we had a dude throwing for about 45min. Jerkoff pit boss decides to have the boxman check the dice. Then he starts telling the shooter to keep the dice eye level on his shot. One roll doesn't hit the back wall (despite all other hitting) and this guy is hollering like a drill instructor.

[ice grillin you]

this is pretty awesome

http://www.vulture.com/2014/05/read-amy-schumers-ms-gala-speech.html?mid=twitter_vulture

[Seabiscuit36]

It's funny bc they're sweating the money. Off strip joints and smaller places will sweat the cash like crazy. I like reading about counters taking down casinos for big hits. Counting isn't illegal but if they catch you they'll run you away from the table quick. Which sucks because the house has so many odds in their favor as soon as someone tries to level it up they're run.

I enjoy watching pit bosses sweat the dice when someone is on a hot roll. Have a shooter who has been throwing for more than an half an hour and the suits are hovering.

At NYNY once in Vegas we had a dude throwing for about 45min. Jerkoff pit boss decides to have the boxman check the dice. Then he starts telling the shooter to keep the dice eye level on his shot. One roll doesn't hit the back wall (despite all other hitting) and this guy is hollering like a drill instructor.

I was 19 and rolled to AC latenight with a buddy at the time.  Walked into ballys with a fake id and 120 bucks, Pit boss was fine with me blowing my money but once i started hittng blackjack left and right, he called over security and whatnot to watch me. Got carded, it was a legit fake ID the way you'd go into the DMV with someone elses SSN/paperwork so they didnt have anything to hold me on.  Ended up blowing it all 30 minutes later when they seemingly brought out their ringer dealer.  I have no clue why someone would hate on Affleck for manipulating the odds in his favor, thats like rooting for Fox news Romey

[Rome]

I wasn't hating on anyone.  I was laughing because someone got tossed for beating them at their own game.  Go Affleck.

PS: The terms 'hating on' and 'haters' are only said by 14 year-old white girls who've listened to too many rap songs.  Let's stop using that here.  Thanks.

[Sgt PSN]

Damn, why you strongly dislikin,  b?

[hbionic]

Damn, why you strongly dislikin,  b?