the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[hbionic]

I would put inside a gold watch and hide it inside my ass.

[General_Failure]

You'd treat it the same way as your shopping list?

[hbionic]

I have a shopping list App for my phone. So, yes, I would.

[Sgt PSN]

Chuggie just redefined the term "butt dialed."

[hbionic]

or 'Dialed in'?

[Diomedes]

holy shtein

[Sgt PSN]

You'd have to stick a bible up your ass for that. Or a crucifix. Preferably a crucifix.

[General_Failure]

Rosary anal beads. Obviously.

[Geowhizzer]

Watch who you break up with.

[General_Failure]

Mind Games: Sometimes a White Coat Isn't Just a White Coat

If you wear a white coat that you believe belongs to a doctor, your ability to pay attention increases sharply. But if you wear the same white coat believing it belongs to a painter, you will show no such improvement.

So scientists report after studying a phenomenon they call enclothed cognition: the effects of clothing on cognitive processes.

[Sgt PSN]

No wonder I'm an idiot. I dress like a Marine every day.

[SD]

The Secretary of the VA is going to be in my office in about 20 minutes. He's a very highly decorated Vietnam Veteran as well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Shinseki

[Susquehanna Birder]

Sing a few bars of Alice's Restaurant for him.

[Eagaholic]

Ha, lol. farging retards

North Korea said it wanted the Unha-3 rocket to put a weather satellite into orbit, although critics believed it was designed to enhance the capacity of North Korea to design a ballistic missile deliver a nuclear warhead capable of hitting the continental United States.

A spokesman for the Defense Ministry in Seoul told journalists that the rocket had broken up and crashed into the sea a few minutes after launch.

Officials from Japan confirmed the mission had failed, while ABC News cited U.S. officials saying it had failed, although there was no immediate indication of where it fell.

[Rome]

You might say their nuclear program is Il-conceived.