the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Eagaholic]

Some chick on a cell phone almost killed me

That's a strange coincidence. Same thing happened to me yesterday. Gotta stop looking at porn while I drive.

[ice grillin you]

i accidentily ate something out of our work refrigerator that wasnt mine...do i email my branch and tell everyone or do i just let it slide...

item cost like a buck

[MDS]

how do you accidentally eat something?

[ice grillin you]

same kind of yogurt i bring in sometimes...and it was sitting down by where i normally keep my food...but then i opened it up took a bite and realized it was plain...and i abhore plain yogurt

[SD]

Leave a dollar with a note that says "yogurt sucked, here's a buck"

[PhillyPhreak54]

Agreed on the note.

I hate when people swipe my shtein from the fridge.

[Rome]

I love it because I usually put shtein in it to make them sick.

[ice grillin you]

lol...im not leaving a note...thats corny and i work in the same office with all these people....youd only leave a note if it might have been someones yogurt who you didnt know...and even then i wouldnt do it


anyway i already sent an email....as usual thanks for nothing jerk offs

[paco]

Must be a DC thing.  The people at my office there use to always steal my gatorades.  Here in Chicago, I've left a can of soda in the fridge for 2 weeks and it remained untouched.

[PhillyPhreak54]

My gatorades may as well be community property. I've had three jacked in the last two weeks.

I'm going to wipe boogers on the lid on my next one

[Sgt PSN]

I'm surprised you don't put them in little Trotter coozies and take their picture.   

[PhillyPhreak54]

I will now.

Thanks for the idea!

[Rome]

I'm surprised you don't put them in little Trotter coozies and take their picture.   

Haha.

That shtein never gets old.

PS...

[Sgt PSN]

Nice cans.

[Yeti]

Leave a dollar with a note that says "yogurt sucked, here's a buck"

Still laughing