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Yeti

#24570
March 23, 2012, 12:10:51 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 22, 2012, 08:53:37 AM
it would have been a 1. But then you posted about it here, so now it's a 0.

:-D Turkey Hill Post Of The Day
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Rome

#24571
March 23, 2012, 02:15:03 PM
There's an airshow in town and 4 P-51 Mustangs were doing practice flyovers nearby.

They just flew over the park where I'm eating lunch doing about 300 knots in formation at about 200 feet off the ground.  Holy shtein.

Wet myself a little, I think.

hbionic

#24572
March 23, 2012, 03:18:36 PM
It's probably your prostate. Go see a urologist.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Rome

#24573
March 23, 2012, 08:49:26 PM
Your Mom checked my balls last night.  Good to go.

hbionic

#24574
March 23, 2012, 08:53:18 PM
My mom's a guy.

I thought he (she) was referring to the Flinstones when he (she) mentioned 'seeing pebbles' last night.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Susquehanna Birder

#24575
March 24, 2012, 08:01:13 PM
Quote from: Rome on March 23, 2012, 08:49:26 PM
Your Mom checked my balls last night.  Good to go.

If you balls are where your prostate should be, maybe airplanes shouldn't be your primary concern.

Yeti

#24576
March 26, 2012, 10:52:31 PM
Quote from: Rome on March 23, 2012, 08:49:26 PM
Your Mom checked my balls last night.  Good to go.

ha ha oh snap
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

General_Failure

#24577
March 27, 2012, 04:40:36 PM

The man. The myth. The legend.

Rome

#24578
March 27, 2012, 06:02:54 PM
funhole is to women as stillupfront is to blacks.

I've never heard anyone use it without all hell breaking loose.

SunMo

#24579
March 27, 2012, 06:03:48 PM
i use it all the time but in a joking manner.  i'm not sure i've ever used it to piss a chick off though
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

General_Failure

#24580
March 27, 2012, 06:27:09 PM
I have. It works really well.

The man. The myth. The legend.

Rome

#24581
March 27, 2012, 06:47:17 PM
I'm trying to imagine saying funhole in a joking manner with women anywhere nearby.

I got nothin.

phillymic2000

#24583
March 27, 2012, 09:12:52 PM

Yeti

#24584
March 27, 2012, 09:18:01 PM
Some chick on a cell phone almost killed me and the wife.  I dodged her and she ran into somebody else.  We were waiting for the cops to come and she came up to me and the wife and actually said "What did you see?"  I said "I saw you run a red light and smash into that lady over there you stupid funhole."  My wife laughed.

"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic
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