the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

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General_Failure

#23985
November 21, 2011, 04:42:08 AM
Pig penis or human penis?

The man. The myth. The legend.

Munson

#23986
November 21, 2011, 10:40:02 PM
William Thomas' penis?


google "askew"
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

reese125

#23987
November 24, 2011, 12:20:11 AM Last Edit: November 24, 2011, 12:21:48 AM by reese125
Wow. I mean...for real...who the farg requests this...and how much therapy is the kid on top of his mom going to need?

MDS

#23988
November 24, 2011, 12:26:41 AM
from bottom to sitting yes, yes, no, no, yes, YES
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

shorebird

#23989
November 24, 2011, 03:52:11 AM
That just ain't right

Seabiscuit36

#23990
November 24, 2011, 09:40:33 AM
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/baltimore-city/bs-md-ci-blackwell-plea-20111123,0,5929217.story

My wife and I had put an offer in on the house across the street from this guy a year ago.  Stringer had quite the operation going. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Diomedes

#23991
November 24, 2011, 09:44:01 AM
I've been following that story for years.  It's the kind of stuff you can't make up.  I hope there's a good writer out there who is working on putting this story together into a book. 
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Seabiscuit36

#23992
November 24, 2011, 09:45:12 AM
Definitely a smart guy, he was more like Marlo than anything since he was running the game at what, 17? 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Diomedes

#23993
November 24, 2011, 09:48:33 AM
He wasn't smart enough. 
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PoopyfaceMcGee

#23994
November 24, 2011, 07:51:23 PM
Quote from: MDS on November 24, 2011, 12:26:41 AM
from bottom to sitting yes, yes, no, no, yes, YES

It's only funny when someone that's not you says it.

General_Failure

#23995
November 25, 2011, 11:02:40 AM
Customers hit by pepper spray at Wal-Mart describe scene of chaos

QuoteLopez said that by the time he arrived at the video games, the display had been torn down. Employees attempted to hold back the scrum of shoppers and pick up merchandise even as customers trampled the video games and DVDs strewn on the floor.[/url]

The man. The myth. The legend.

Geowhizzer

#23996
November 25, 2011, 12:58:03 PM
Strolled into Target this morning.  Got the Blu-Ray specials they had advertised and strolled back out.  10 minutes tops.

Honestly didn't look much busier than an average weekend day.

I avoid Wal-Mart on a normal day, so there was no way in hell I'd be going there on Black Friday.

Diomedes

#23997
November 25, 2011, 02:55:33 PM
On my way to work this morning, I got a 4 foot Werner fiberglass ladder from Home Depot for 18 bucks tax included...sweet deal.  Took longer to find the ladder than to pay.  Yay consumerism.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

reese125

#23999
November 25, 2011, 05:28:40 PM
I read that real quick and thought it said nicolas cage on sybian ...thank god I was wrong.
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