Kate Motherfargin Upton Thread

[phattymatty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QyCE9JGADk

[mussa]

New photos/video

Proof that prayers can be answered:

I love my body because I used to not be as curvy. I used to get made fun of for being so short and completely flat-chested. I prayed every day. All I wanted was to have big boobs and to be tall. Since I got what I wanted I'm very happy about it.

that cows like "who farted!?"

[ice grillin you]

i dont think its possible to be this dumb but god damn do i love this woman

http://www.youtube.com/v/V2_oLUi_sbM

[Diomedes]

there aren't many people on the sideline smarter than her..she fits right in

jocks and cheerleaders

[QB Eagles]

there aren't many people on the sideline smarter than her..she fits right in

jocks and cheerleaders

Don't forget sideline reporters. And security.

The coaching staff and the camera techs might be the only sideline people even capable of tying their own shoes.

[General_Failure]

The lighter coaches, anyway.

Tried watching the video. I lost it at "enjoying 9/11."

[Sgt PSN]

So an 18 year old model isn't smart?  What is the world coming too?

[MDS]

shes either drunk or has a learning disability

either way i dont see how this matters

[Sgt PSN]

I suspected the drunk part while watching.  Pretty sure the reporter was hoping she'd try and Namath him. 

[mussa]

That video ruined her for me

[SD]

I saw a girl this weekend in Wildwood who was maybe the hottest women I have ever seen. I mean, I've been around celebrities and lived in San Diego for a decade but this girl was a stone cold 10. Blondes aren't really my thing but this girl was unbelievable. I saw her at the beer distributor which made her that much hotter. Wish I was a little drunker, I would have ninja pic'd her.

[DH]

Her sister is a gdamn assistant for the team..she makes it out to be like she's in the front office. Here she is..

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Do you have a smaller pic of her?

[General_Failure]

[DH]

find me a bigger one