Kate Motherfargin Upton Thread

[reese125]

stick cankles

shes out

[hbionic]

Kate Upton is the first time we've all agreed on a girl. She's still farging hot. She's very farging hot and I want to cash my rape dollars on her. In her.

[Diomedes]

Smart Water is good stuff.

[hbionic]

I don't know if I'll be too concerned about her thirst while raping her, but I guess it couldn't hurt?

[Rome]

It definitely won't with you farging her with your pinto bean-sized dick.

[hbionic]

Of course not. It will be with the big black strap-on your wife gave me. She gave it to me because it's too worn out and the tip looks like a hammer head it's so flat now.

[Rome]

That's only because my Mom gave it to her as a wedding present.

[hbionic]

No one knows you better than your mom. How sweet.

[rjs246]

She's too old to dress up on Halloween.  Sunny and MDS will surely hate this picture.

Haha.

[hbionic]

The more pics of Kate Upton, and the less babble from you good folk, the better.

Let's go, more pics. Chop chop!

[ice grillin you]

gq's model of the year

http://www.gq.com/women/photos/201112/model-kate-upton-interview#slide=1

http://www.gq.com/video/videos/model-kate-upton-interview

[Rome]

You mean a bunch of dandy Romes who wear five thousand dollar suits and obsess over cologne found her attractive?  Who came in second - Lady Gaga?

[Diomedes]

You're hip if you read it "just it for the articles."

[phattymatty]

sanchez gettin some

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/sanchez_in_huddle_with_secret_beauty_PwIIiDyYXi937I3drDgnQP

[SunMo]

you're welcome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE2zCtwCpco&feature=player_embedded