The "what the farg is wrong with this world" thread

[Diomedes]

holy christ my kid has it good

[PhillyPhreak54]

That was one of the most sad and depressing articles I've ever read.

[Sgt PSN]

Yeah, I think if CPS feels the need to put surveillance cameras in your home, then you probably just shouldn't have custody in the first place. 

[phillymic2000]

or guns.

[Sgt PSN]

Pretty sure dudes in TX will give up their kids before their guns. 

[phillymic2000]

true

[PhillyGirl]

http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local&id=7588056

"I was trying to make him act like a boy instead of a little girl," Jones explained. "I never struck that kid that hard before. A one-time mistake, and I am going to do 20 years."

He beat the shtein out of the 17 month old baby boy for being too effeminate.

[Sgt PSN]

That's how Injuns do it.  Can't expect a kid to grow up and scalp white people if he's all limp in the wrists. 

[charlie]

Accused killer Christopher Jackson told cops he stuffed a T-shirt inside his grandmother's mouth and secured it with rubber bands to suffocate her before getting high and wolfing down six waffles.>>

Greatest opening sentence ever...

[Sgt PSN]

Waffles are declicious. 

[PhillyGirl]

http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news%2Fcrime&id=8099730

If stoning were an option, I'd be in.

[General_Failure]

I was totally fine with everything until they mentioned the smoke detector. That's just careless.

[hbionic]

To her defense, she thought fecal matter acted as a fire retardant.

Unfortunately, her kids never grew up in time to discover retard retardant for mom.

[Tomahawk]

Don't know if this was posted:

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/news/local/wgno-news-grandmother-raped,0,870898.story?obref=obnetwork

The latest crime to hit North Tonti Street in the Seventh Ward is a shocker. Police say an 87-year-old woman was raped by her grandson, and to make matters worse officers say she's a bed ridden amputee.

[Sgt PSN]

She was definitely bed ridden.