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[PhillyGirl]

Lets start with this

http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/03/07/south.korea.baby.dead/index.html?hpt=T2

Really? I mean, REALLY?

Oh, and to the writer...a 3 month old is NOT a toddler. A 3 month old is, for all intents and purposes, a newborn baby.

[Seabiscuit36]

Koreans...go figure

[Rome]

they eat dogs and produce an inordinate number of professional female golfers.

coincidence?  i think not.

[Sgt PSN]

don't you shhh me!

LANCASTER-- A man was stabbed in the neck with a meat thermometer after asking a woman to silence her cell phone in a movie theater, a sheriff's department official said.

The stabbing occurred last Saturday at the Cinemark 22 theater at 2600 West Avenue I in Lancaster, according to Detective Richard Cartmill of the Lancaster sheriff's station.

Deputies say that while the movie was playing, a woman was talking on her phone and the victim asked her to turn it off.

The victim was attacked by the woman's boyfriend and another man. Deputies say he was stabbed in the neck with a meat thermometer.

The victim was hospitalized and is expected to survive. Two other people who attempted to help the victim were also injured in the altercation.

Sheriff's officials describe the suspects as black males. One man was wearing an orange hat with an orange jacket or jersey. The other man was dressed in a black hooded sweatshirt.

Anyone with information on the attack is asked to contact the Lancaster sheriff's station at (661) 948-8466.

who the farg even brings a meat thermometer to the movies with them?  do they want to check the temp of the hot dogs at the concession stands? 

i lived in that town for the first year that i was in cali and the place is literally littered with people like that.  what a farging cesspool.   

[rjs246]

I bring my meat thermometer everywhere I go. My dipstick too. And my hot beef injector. Penis.

[Eagaholic]

Lets start with this

http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/03/07/south.korea.baby.dead/index.html?hpt=T2

Really? I mean, REALLY?

Oh, and to the writer...a 3 month old is NOT a toddler. A 3 month old is, for all intents and purposes, a newborn baby.

Look, they guy apologized.

"I wish that she hadn't got sick and that she will live well in heaven forever. And as the father, I am sorry," he said.

What more do you want? Can't we all just move on?

[PhillyGirl]

Baby got sick.

I hope he rots in hell with his wife.

[Father Demon]

I bring my meat thermometer everywhere I go. My dipstick too. And my hot beef injector. Penis.

I was this close to not getting the joke.  Thanks, rjs.

[rjs246]

PENIS.

[smeags]

you need a license to fish but not to breed.

[hbionic]

Lancaster, CA should be nuked. There is absolutely nothing good, unless you're into Meth Labs, that comes out of Lancaster, CA. Nothing. My brain just lost a billion cells just thinking about it. I know Riverside and San Bernardino are thanking Lancaster for making them look like Brentwood and Malibu in comparison.

Lancaster, the Ghetto-White Trash capital of the world.

[hbionic]

Look, they guy apologized.

"I wish that she hadn't got sick and that she will live well in heaven forever. And as the father, I am sorry, now, if you'll excuse me, my internet baby has a temperature and we need to rush her to the hospital"

[Susquehanna Birder]

Lancaster, CA should be nuked. There is absolutely nothing good, unless you're into Meth Labs, that comes out of Lancaster, CA.

[Sgt PSN]

Lancaster, CA should be nuked. There is absolutely nothing good, unless you're into Meth Labs, that comes out of Lancaster, CA. Nothing. My brain just lost a billion cells just thinking about it. I know Riverside and San Bernardino are thanking Lancaster for making them look like Brentwood and Malibu in comparison.

Lancaster, the Ghetto-White Trash capital of the world.

this is 100% troof.  wish I had more than 10 days to find a house when I moved out here otherwise i'd have stayed the he'll away from the get go. Moving out of there 6 mo ago was by far the best decision I could have made.  That town doesn't have a single redeeming quality to it. Nuke it.

[BigEd76]

The Jets gave $500K to Cromartie to help him settle child support issues.  dook is 25 and has 7 kids with 6 women in 5 states...