I'm in the market to buy a television & need assistance.

[ice grillin you]

yeah i dont quite get that one....who doesnt watch television in bed?

nothing better than putting your girls dome thru the headboard while you watch a porn

[Sgt PSN]

yeah i dont quite get that one....who doesnt watch television in bed?

nothing better than putting your girls dome thru the headboard while you watch a porn

This is 99% of the reason we have a tv in the bedroom.  Plus I like laying in bed at night to watch the news and then turn it on in the morning for more news in the morning while I'm getting ready for work. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

yeah i dont quite get that one....who doesnt watch television in bed?

nothing better than putting your girls dome thru the headboard while you watch a porn

Read a book while you do that!

[smeags]

back it up further:  

don't put a television in your bedroom

bedrooms are for farging sleeping reading and dressing....that's it.

white trash weirdo

farging doesnt make the "dio" bedroom list but sarge is the weirdo ?


edit: ^ stupid

[reese125]

hmmm...pretty sure the word "farging" is right there.

[smeags]

so it is.

slowly walks away. 

carry on.

[Sgt PSN]

back it up further: 

don't put a television in your bedroom

bedrooms are for farging sleeping reading and dressing....that's it.

white trash weirdo

farging doesnt make the "dio" bedroom list but sarge is the weirdo ?


edit: ^ stupid

Apparently I'm a weirdo for plugging a high tech blue ray player into a not so high tech tv. 

Also, when I was in Best Buy the other day, I finally decided to check out the 3D tv display they have and holy hell that thing is amazing.  Once networks are using that technology for filming I'll be all over that.  One thing I don't understand though is why do you still have to put on those big ass goggles?  Can't they just take the lenses on the goggles and make them the actual screen or something?  If they are able to do away with the goggles then it would be simply amazing. 

[Diomedes]

I'll never put a television in my bedroom or my living room.  Low class dummies gotta have one everywhere.

[PhillyPhreak54]

So where the farg do you put one? Laundry room?

[Diomedes]

In the den.  But it ain't like an oven..you don't gotta have one.  And you certainly don't have to inflict it on your guests.

When I have people over, we sit in the biggest most comfortable room in the house, with chairs and couches and music and talk to each other.  We drink, we do drugs, whatever.  We don't watch motherfarging antisocial teevee, and we don't surrender a whole corner of the best room in the house to the unblinking eye.

shtein creeps me out.

You go into a house, and every room is organized around the television...so now matter what you're doing, you can see it.  Awful.

Have some class, fools.  Show some self respect.

[Diomedes]

Also....when I want to farg with porn...we farg in the den. 

You don't have to put the television in your bedroom to farg to porn.

[Sgt PSN]

I don't see how putting a tv in your bedroom shows a lack of class or self respect.  And I don't have a separate living room and den, so unfortunately for guests, they are forced to socialize in front of my tv.  Luckily, they still make them with on/off buttons so I have the option to shut it down when company comes over.  Otherwise, I'd have to throw a blanket over it.   

[ice grillin you]

dio was clearly the first and possibly only person to ever have people over and listen to music

and the reason you never hang around the tv is because your friends are hipsters who hate sports.....with the probable exception of the occasional uefa match

[Sgt PSN]

Don't get me wrong, when I have company over it isn't so we can sit around and watch tv...unless it's a gathering to watch sports.  Other than that, we usually have music going when people come over.....from the XM stations on Directv.  So yeah, I listen to music through my tv.  Choke on that you hipster prick.

[Diomedes]

Otherwise, I'd have to throw a blanket over it.

as long as my wife and I have lived together we've kept the television beind some kind of screen, curtain, etc.

I built it into a closet in our other bedroom/guest room.  [we have two bedrooms and a very small (5 by 10) third room in which we keep the child, for now.  Chained up.  Being taught about the joys of gay love.

I digress.

I put a rod across the opening and we hang a nice curtain in front of it.  when we want to use the television, there it is.  in the living room no tv.  in our bedroom, no tv.  in the kitchen...no tv. 

in the car...no tv.

f'n shocking I know.

What's more, we don't pay for any television service at all.  We get some unscrambled shtein through the cable line that runs into our house.  The channels that work change from time to time, and we usually don't gain any channels, but neither do we really care.