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[BigEd76]

He's another of those hit-or-miss guys and the delivery is what makes him great because his jokes are usually politically incorrect or stupid

Basketball star Michael Jordan has scored a slam dunk with his new men's fragrance, selling one-and-a-half million bottles of Michael Jordan cologne in the first two months. No, the scent does not smell like Michael Jordan after a game. It smells like Patrick Ewing.

In New York, state-of-the-art self-cleaning toilets may soon appear on city streets. In a survey, New Yorkers expressed their enthusiasm for the outdoor toilets, noting that they are very easy to urinate on.

According to the U.S. News & World Report 1997 Career Guide, the bet job in the United States, for the second year in a row, is Interactive Business System Analyst. However, last year's worst job, Assistant Crack Whore, has been replaced by a new worst job: Crack Whore Trainee.

[ice grillin you]

wow are those really really not funny....but dont you love the dood from boston who had that hbo special on the 360 stage

[MDS]

norm is hysterical just riffing and making shtein up on talk shows

but he peaked in the late 90's

[Munson]

Not surprised IGY doesn't find Dane Cook funny, and pretends not to know his name.

Of course, he really hasn't been funny since his first CD, but yah.




Mitch Hedberg, yo. Another guy who's all about the delivery.

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number, something that's real easy to remember. Something like two two two two two two two two. I would say "Sweet." And then people would say, "Mitch, how do I get a hold of you?" I'd say, "Just press two for a while. And when I answer, you will know you have pressed two enough."

On a stop light green means go and yellow means slow down, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold on,' yellow means 'go ahead,' and red means, 'where the farg did you get that banana at?'

My friend said to me, "I think the weather's trippy." I said, "No, man, it's not the weather that's trippy, perhaps it is the way that we perceive it that is indeed trippy." Then I thought, "Man, I should have just said, 'Yeah.'"

I think Pringles original intention was to make tennis balls... but on the day the rubber was supposed to show up a truckload of potatoes came. Pringles is a laid-back company, so they just said, "farg it, cut em up!"

One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said,"Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture is of you when you were younger. "Here's a picture of me when I'm older." "You son-of-a-bitch! How'd you pull that off? Lemme see that camera... what's it look like? "

[General_Failure]

Dane Cook has only ever been funny to frat boys who try to date rape high school chicks.

[Munson]

Exactly!

[Diomedes]

I heard Snooki won't swim in the ocean because the reason it's so salty is whale sperm.

[Tomahawk]

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Excellent.

[phattymatty]

yes

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/blogs/live-feed/sports-show-norm-macdonald-coming-97665

[Sgt PSN]

So I'm guessing it's going to be like The Daily Show but about sports.  IN. 

[MDS]

probably not as a topical

OUT

[smeags]

I heard Snooki won't swim in the ocean because the reason it's so salty is whale sperm.

and of course she doesnt want to get filled up on moby dick when she's got all that north jersey jizz to get to.

[Rome]

House fire.

[Seabiscuit36]

Justified is back on tonight