the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[SD]

what does this mean on the internets??

<3

I might be wrong because I try to avoid internet jargon but I think it's supposed to be a heart.

[Hawk]

I hate women.

[ice grillin you]

what does this mean on the internets??

<3

I might be wrong because I try to avoid internet jargon but I think it's supposed to be a heart.

then someone on another board hearts pimp

[General_Failure]

Not as much as you do, and no one can ever take that away from you.

[Hawk]

Some guy was celebrating my jersey like I was responsible for the punt return.... he kept rubbing my jersey

[lurking wierdo]

I have a digestive system disease and took a 6.5lb shtein Friday.

[Hawk]

Nice.. how many Kourics was it?

[phattymatty]

I had a wedding in NYC last night and ended up in a drunken hook up with an ex co-worker. I guessed maybe late 30s, possibly 40. Found out she was 50. And got divorced when I was 2 years old.

[Hawk]

I had a wedding in NYC last night and ended up in a drunken hook up with an ex co-worker. I guessed maybe late 30s, possibly 40. Found out she was 50. And got divorced when I was 2 years old.

Nice... so we're talking a 25+ year difference??

I joined plentyofish today for shteins and giggles.. the amount of mongrels on that site is astounding.

[General_Failure]

I'd have guess more 15-20 year difference.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

You're as old as you feel.

[Zanshin]

He felt 50 all over.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

What I want to know is... Did she have gray pubis?

[Susquehanna Birder]

At least you didn't have to worry about knocking her up.

[paco]

Did she taste like ribbon candy?