the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Sgt PSN]

There's a 0% chance that's real.  Kinda funny.  But fake as all get out. 

[Eagaholic]

Grinch, trying to steal my christmas. Hitting that car looked pretty real to me.

[Sgt PSN]

That fall did look pretty legit and was by far the best part of that video.  They should have just posted that little bit of the clip and it would have been awesome.  But the rest was obviously fake.  The first time he stopped to piss was for about 5 seconds.  There's no way anyone that drunk can piss that quickly.  I'll stop there though.  Disecting the rest of the video would obviously have adverse affects on your holiday spirit.

[Eagaholic]

May elves piss in your Makers Mark

[paco]

I should have stayed in Denver.

Agreed.  Its in the 50's, better local brews, and relaxed ganja laws.

[SunMo]

I'm in Pittsburgh...yeah, Pittsburgh.  Be jealous.

[paco]

I'm a fan of fatheads, so there is that for Pittsburgh.

[Sgt PSN]

I just opened my freezer and found a brown recluse spider laying in front of my ice tray.  Not even sure how that farger got in there, but I'm glad he did cause sombitch is dead. 

[Seabiscuit36]

How'd it taste?

[Seabiscuit36]

http://www.missedcorrections.com/

[Hawk]

Kinda gay moment for me tonight.. I was completely sober at a bar and had a girl I knew all over me and I sent her home in a taxi...  gay or nice guy?

[Diomedes]

Nice guy.  Don't shtein where you eat.

[SD]

Completely gay. You should have banged her then acted like nothing happen. When she calls and makes advances to hang out just ignore her and she'll get the hint. Then go back to your normal relationship with her like nothing happened. The good part about that is she'll A) like you more for it, because that's how womens warped minds worked and B) she'll probably bang you again when she's drunk.

"I only needed to be held...well you go the bonus plan ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh"

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Completely gay. You should have banged her then acted like nothing happen. When she calls and makes advances to hang out just ignore her and she'll get the hint. Then go back to your normal relationship with her like nothing happened. The good part about that is she'll A) like you more for it, because that's how womens warped minds worked and B) she'll probably bang you again when she's drunk.

"I only needed to be held...well you go the bonus plan ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh"

SD is a hero.

[Tomahawk]

Kinda gay moment for me tonight.. I was completely sober at a bar and had a girl I knew all over me and I sent her home in a taxi...  gay or nice guy?

The correct answer is literally dependant on what she looked like