Mud Butt

[Diomedes]

When it's me.

[rjs246]

False.

[Sgt PSN]

seckund

[Diomedes]

It may be awesome for you losers when I shtein myself, but it's not awesome for me.

Losers.

[charlie]

I find it funny when anonymous people on the internet shtein themselves.

Isn't that the entire point of the internet?

[Diomedes]

Pretty much.

[charlie]

Glad we could help.

But get a scope, find out if it's colitis or chrons or diverticulitis and get the right meds and change your lifestyle and you wont run screaming from the roof shteinting yourself.

Although if it's colitis, thats pretty nasty and you'll eventually either need your entire colon removed voluntarily be shteinting blood after every meal that isn't 100% oatmeal.

[Diomedes]

No way I go to a doctor for this.   No blood, no doctor. 

Seriously doctors suck.  Cops listen to you better than doctors.

[charlie]

Let us know what the cop says once he sticks his camera up your butt.

on a serious note... not pooping right for a prolonged period of time is really the one of the first signs of something being really wrong... it doesn't get better on its own.

[smeags]

Sorry, this is just when they shove a camera up your ass and survey the situation for polyps and tumors.

Basically, a poop-cam.

or in fred's case, foreplay.

[Diomedes]

on a serious note... not pooping right for a prolonged period of time is really the one of the first signs of something being really wrong... it doesn't get better on its own.

Sure, I get that.  But that's not my situation.  It comes and goes.  I'm quite regular most of the time.  Stress, diet, I don't know what causes it.

But I'm not kidding about doctors.  They suck, I avoid them as much as I avoid cops.  I haven't seen a doctor who acted like a civilized human being in probably fifteen years.  Robotic money makers, all of them.  They give you ten minutes face time to talk about all your worries and questions, and ignore you for 9 of those minutes while they type into a computer.  Then they tell you drink less alcohol.

Dicks.

[Seabiscuit36]

My doctor is great, and she's hot.  Get a better doctor. 

[Diomedes]

Four doctors in a row in two states have all been the same.  No time, no listening, no humanity, no understanding.  Robots.  Who has time to keep shopping?  I have errands to run, pants to disinfect.

My ass is great today, btw.   Nice event this morning, rock solid since.

[smeags]

yeah my doc is awesome. epic really as far as docs go. bedside manner 2nd to none and he follows up with you if something serious is going on instead of just handing you off to a specialist.

[smeags]

My ass is great today, btw.   Nice event this morning, rock solid since.

so is that like partly sunny or partly cloudy ?