Mud Butt

[SD]

[SD]

So I'm driving down the Roosevelt Boulevard 5 AM Thursday morning to start the first day of my internship, when the hot sauce that morning and the day before start making my intestines flair. I squeezed like hell but that shtein was coming out. With sweat dripping from my forehead I stop off in the ghetto (Hunting Park) to find a gas station to unload my misery. First guy says they don't have a bathroom, I offer him all the money I had (a Fiver) and he still denies me. I then make my way to the other side of the street where a nice man from the India region of the world lets me use his bathroom. What came out was the most vile thing I ever saw. Bunch of broken up shtein floating with what looked like hot sauce and oil. Needless to say I'm laying off the hot stuff for a while.

[phattymatty]

I had bubble guts something fierce this morning and literally sprinted out of a meeting to hit the bathroom. it was one of those where it started coming out mid air between pulling my pants and getting my ass to the toilet. made it ok, but it could have been a disaster.

[hbionic]

I'm sure I speak for all of us...but I'm glad you're ok.

*Check for shtein-dots from the splash that may have landed on your pants and/or shirt from the force of the expulsion. If you find any, you may have to burn your clothes.

[Sgt PSN]

Chuggie does not speak for me.  I'm upset that you made it just in time. 

[Seabiscuit36]

sounds like somebody got Michael Buble'd

[Diomedes]

I have some kind of stomach/intesitnal problem that often leads me to the shteinter three or four times a day, spewing foamy, slippery, chunky poo water.  It often hits me 20 minutes or so after lunch, which is not good on a roof.  (Yes, roofs need ditches too).  It's an urgent need to expel, expunge, get that shtein OUT.

Long ago I figured out that drinking coffee all day long makes matter MUCH worse.  So I have one or two cups first thing in the morning and no more.  But it's not just the coffee.  Roast beef sandwich today, ASSPLOSION half hour later.  Roast beef sandwich last week, all is fine at the Southern Pass.

If I go to a doctor, s/he will tell me to drink less, which is ludicrous and might make me so goddamned angry that I start smoking again.

[phillymic2000]

I have some kind of stomach/intesitnal problem that often leads me to the shteinter three or four times a day, spewing foamy, slippery, chunky poo water.  It often hits me 20 minutes or so after lunch, which is not good on a roof.  (Yes, roofs need ditches too).  It's an urgent need to expel, expunge, get that shtein OUT.

Long ago I figured out that drinking coffee all day long makes matter MUCH worse.  So I have one or two cups first thing in the morning and no more.  But it's not just the coffee.  Roast beef sandwich today, ASSPLOSION half hour later.  Roast beef sandwich last week, all is fine at the Southern Pass.

If I go to a doctor, s/he will tell me to drink less, which is ludicrous and might make me so goddamned angry that I start smoking again.

Thats awesome!

[Diomedes]

I assume you mean, it's awesome that I am uncomfortable and in constant danger of shteinting myself?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Colonoscopy.  It's time.

[Diomedes]

is that where they take it out, sew the anal pore shut for good, and give you a handy bag on the side?

sounds promising.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Sorry, this is just when they shove a camera up your ass and survey the situation for polyps and tumors.

[General_Failure]

You're thinking of colostomy.

[hbionic]

Sorry, this is just when they shove a camera up your ass and survey the situation for polyps and tumors.

Basically, a poop-cam.

[charlie]

I assume you mean, it's awesome that I am uncomfortable and in constant danger of shteinting myself?

When is that not awesome?