Mud Butt

[phattymatty]

i had the opposite of mud butt today. it was like pushing a hard baseball through a garden hose. if i wasn't at work i would have screamed.

[DH]

I've been through that recently too, and it is the main reason why I wont listen to chicks bitch about having to go through childbirth. I'm sure its the same thing.

[hbionic]

I had that two weeks ago. I looked at and it was two different colors. It hurt so bad that I must have pinched it so hard that it looked like a brown penis with a green head on it. I was raped on the way out. That farger scraped my insides clean.

[phattymatty]

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[hbionic]

I took a crappy dump two days ago...and the heat on this shtein...I have never had shtein so hot come out....it felt like it had been baking inside of me for weeks...and it came out feeling 200 degrees...I think I my anus got a 3rd degree burn...it's all brown now.

Hottest shtein ever.

[hbionic]

I just sharted for the first time in my life (or since I was a baby).

Ate some ballpark hot dogs on the 4th...been fighting a stomach ache and fever since.

Good thing I was sitting next to the bathroom when this happened.

[hbionic]

I've had a fever for two nights straight....am I dying? Fever and diarrhea....farg me.

[hbionic]

If I diarrhea the meal I just had within a few hours....I might have to take some medicine. Fever appears to have died down...but I haven't shat water like that in a very long time.

*Bottom line, I don't think its Malaria.

[PhillyPhreak54]

AIDS. You have AIDS, son.

[ice grillin you]

im leaning ebola

[Sgt PSN]

Semen is a stool softener. The more you ingest, the softer your shtein gets. Do the math.

[Tomahawk]

I sharted for the first time at work today. I threw the underwear in the garbage can.

[smeags]

i always thought the term swamp ass was better.

[Diomedes]

Swamp ass is different.

[rjs246]

Very. Also this thread was started ten years ago. 9 year olds at the time are posing in playboy. Facts.