Saint Favre looking to be the talk of Super Bowl weekend

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Why is his schlong story not bigger (pun intended?) news? Seriously..anyone else and that shtein is EVERYWHERE.

The problem is that the whole story is based on Sterger telling the guy from deadspin OFF the record.  She won't share the pics or keep the story going, unlike all those attention ho's Tiger banged.

Also, I'd assume that Favre hasn't made a habit of doing this as often as Tiger.

[Diomedes]

grizzled old dick

I was trying to eat something, suddenly queasy.

[General_Failure]

If Favre were to get political, he'd join the Lemon Party.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

buzzbissinger
 

Just in from poll: 94 percent think Brett Favre does tell time by looking at dongasaurous.

[Butchers Bill]

I was bored, so I went searching on the interwebs to see if someone had photochopped something along the lines of Favre bending Childress over.  I couldn't find anything, but did find this:



Makes reading this thread a little more palatable.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I believe this, especially Favre's comments, qualifies as irony.

"If Javon wants to know what he quarterback thinks, and I would think he might, I'd tell him he's going about this the wrong way. When his agent tells him not to worry about what his teammates think and all that stuff, I'd tell him I've been around a long time and that stuff will come back to haunt you."

"I just don't see much good that can come from it. If it gets time for the start of training camp and he's not in, I think it'll start bothering him, and he'll be here. But once again, nothing should surprise you."

"We've got guys who'll give great effort. Stars are made that way. Look at what happened when Sterling [Sharpe] left. Robert Brooks stepped up. We can win without him."

"Nowadays you're seeing more and more guys pulling that stunt. If guys continue to do that and are successful getting away with it, then I'll be gone, but I think the game will be ruined. My reaction to Javon's situation was, 'Here we go again.'

"Javon has tremendous potential. We got to see some of that last year. The sky's the limit for that guy, and I'd be the first to defend him, but he's going about it the wrong way. What happened to honoring your contract and saying, 'Let's work as a team to see if we can get this done?' Why not go about it that way?"

"Maybe I'm old-school, but I always thought you honor a contract. Sure, sometimes guys pass you up in salary, and maybe it's a lesser player, but it's all based on what a team has as far as value in that person. "I sure hope the Packers don't give into him."

[paco]

I remember that (2005 right?), one of my first pieces of evidence in my "Favre is a raging dbag" argument while everyone still thought he walked on water.  This then followed comments on Aarron Rodgers.  Basicly he answered the question "How will you mentor this guy" with "F this kid, no on ever helped me out" (some paraphrasing) with then John Madden slobering all over his knob about what a great leader Favre is by teaching by example.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Yep.

That was about the time I started to loathe the guy too.

I hope he plays the whole year and they dont make the playoffs and throws more picks than touchdowns.

[Munson]

I don't really know why, but when he gave up the free sack to  , that's when it hit me that I really wasn't a Favre fan. Before that i didn't really give a shtein either way.

[paco]

Oh, thats a good one.  It didn't start the venom with me (I was too busy hating on Down Low Strahan), but I definatly was pissed at him.

[ice grillin you]

should be mad at the nfl for that not favre and strahan

[SD]

Sydney Rice might miss first 6-8 games of the season

[PhillyPhreak54]

Mort reported that His Highness has regretted the decision to come back and would not have done so if he had known Sidney Rice was hurt.

[Seabiscuit36]

Bitchmade Croc wearer

[Eagaholic]

The biggest reason he came back is for a SB and simply to pad his stats for career leaders. If it weren't for that, bitch would have taken the money and put himself on IR after week 2.

Edit  After his slave comments, Haynesworth and Favre are running neck and neck for NFL DOY award
(douche of the year)