Future Glue

Started by Tomahawk, May 03, 2010, 03:15:51 PM

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Tomahawk

I went to the Kentucky Derby for the first time over the weekend. It was a good time, but horse racing kind of sucks when you don't win any of your bets

Diomedes

Preakness is good times in Baltimore.  Since I've been living in Baltimore we've hosted a pre-race party on Preakness.  Get everybody loaded up on black eyed susans and send them off.  I don't go though...I'm the kind of guy who doesn't like to see horses die.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

SD

I went to the Philadelphia Racetrack. With the exception of munsons rape basement photos I've never seen a bigger bunch of degenerates in my life.

ice grillin you

Quote from: SD on May 03, 2010, 03:29:58 PM
I went to the Philadelphia Racetrack. With the exception of munsons rape basement photos I've never seen a bigger bunch of degenerates in my life.


lol...this is true...race tracks on a normal everyday basis are some of the scariest places you could ever be
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Tomahawk

Quote from: Diomedes on May 03, 2010, 03:21:58 PM
...I'm the kind of guy who doesn't like to see horses die.

It's not like they immediately shoot the losing horses right there on the track. At least not openly

Diomedes

Now that would sell some tickets.

Bunch of sick fargs out there.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

rjs246

Quote from: Tomahawk on May 03, 2010, 03:56:15 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on May 03, 2010, 03:21:58 PM
...I'm the kind of guy who doesn't like to see horses die.

It's not like they immediately shoot the losing horses right there on the track. At least not openly

Not true at all. They put one down on national TV last year(?). Horse finished the race, trainer came out, wham! Dead. They interviewed the doctor immediately after. It was farging surreal.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Tomahawk

Quote from: ice grillin you on May 03, 2010, 03:38:10 PM
Quote from: SD on May 03, 2010, 03:29:58 PM
I went to the Philadelphia Racetrack. With the exception of munsons rape basement photos I've never seen a bigger bunch of degenerates in my life.


lol...this is true...race tracks on a normal everyday basis are some of the scariest places you could ever be

I've only been to Churchill Downs for the derby, but if tracks are anything like OTB parlors, then they really are full of disgusting maggots

Quote from: rjs246 on May 03, 2010, 03:58:14 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on May 03, 2010, 03:56:15 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on May 03, 2010, 03:21:58 PM
...I'm the kind of guy who doesn't like to see horses die.

It's not like they immediately shoot the losing horses right there on the track. At least not openly

Not true at all. They put one down on national TV last year(?). Horse finished the race, trainer came out, wham! Dead. They interviewed the doctor immediately after. It was farging surreal.

I remember this because of the controversy it caused. I believe they said it was the only humane thing to do. Regardless it's the exception; not the rule

Seabiscuit36

Quote from: rjs246 on May 03, 2010, 03:58:14 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on May 03, 2010, 03:56:15 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on May 03, 2010, 03:21:58 PM
...I'm the kind of guy who doesn't like to see horses die.

It's not like they immediately shoot the losing horses right there on the track. At least not openly

Not true at all. They put one down on national TV last year(?). Horse finished the race, trainer came out, wham! Dead. They interviewed the doctor immediately after. It was farging surreal.
that was hilarious. 
[reporter]How is the horse, you seemed to be tending to its foot.  [/reporter] 
[vet]the horse broke its foot, we euthanised it a few minutes ago[/vet]
everyone in the room who we were watching it stopped talking immediately and had to rewind the dvr to make sure we heard it right
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

ice grillin you

Quote from: Tomahawk on May 03, 2010, 04:05:00 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 03, 2010, 03:38:10 PM
Quote from: SD on May 03, 2010, 03:29:58 PM
I went to the Philadelphia Racetrack. With the exception of munsons rape basement photos I've never seen a bigger bunch of degenerates in my life.


lol...this is true...race tracks on a normal everyday basis are some of the scariest places you could ever be

I've only been to Churchill Downs for the derby, but if tracks are anything like OTB parlors, then they really are full of disgusting maggots

Quote from: rjs246 on May 03, 2010, 03:58:14 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on May 03, 2010, 03:56:15 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on May 03, 2010, 03:21:58 PM
...I'm the kind of guy who doesn't like to see horses die.

It's not like they immediately shoot the losing horses right there on the track. At least not openly

Not true at all. They put one down on national TV last year(?). Horse finished the race, trainer came out, wham! Dead. They interviewed the doctor immediately after. It was farging surreal.

I remember this because of the controversy it caused. I believe they said it was the only humane thing to do. Regardless it's the exception; not the rule

i used to live within walking distance of one...just the amount of seedy bars that pop up all around racetracks is incredible...its basically like a circus town...freaks everywhere

true story about a year ago we went to one of those bars and we were about to get jumped and probably shanked by like 11 mexicans...all stable hands from the track...luckily my friend was concious enough about it to get us out of there before anything really bad happened
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Seabiscuit36

did you ask them for their ID cards?
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

SunMo

why do you think he was about to get shanked?
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

Diomedes

why not on general principle?
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

SunMo

I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

smeags

Quote from: ice grillin you on May 03, 2010, 03:38:10 PM
Quote from: SD on May 03, 2010, 03:29:58 PM
I went to the Philadelphia Racetrack. With the exception of munsons rape basement photos I've never seen a bigger bunch of degenerates in my life.


lol...this is true...race tracks on a normal everyday basis are some of the scariest places you could ever be

next to walmart after 11pm.
If guns kill people then spoons made Rosie O'Donnel a fatass.

Quote from: ice grillin you on March 16, 2008, 03:38:24 PM
phillies will be under 500 this year...book it